GAYINT is excited to announce that we have been acquired by The Onion.

[gayint@infosec.exchange]

GAYINT is excited to announce that we have been acquired by The Onion. In a time where the news is what it is, The Onion is having difficulties satirizing it beyond reality. As such, they are now pivoting from America's finest news source to becoming America's finest threat intel source.

Given that both The Onion and GAYINT started as shitposts that accidentally got out of hand, this partnership only makes sense and we look forward to the resources an outfit like The Onion can provide.

When asked to comment, GAYINT CEO John Mastodon replied from his new private jet "lol. lmao even."

#GAYINT #INFOSEC #pressRelease #industryNews #1april

[jackryder@infosec.exchange]

@gayint

[nyanbinary@infosec.exchange]

@gayint so #GAYINT is now part of the same org as Alex Jones' Info Wars? Looking forward to that colab!

(I know, I know, that purchase didnt go through, dont @ me)

[rallias@hax.social]

@gayint I initially read that quote as "lol. linux even."

[kallisti@infosec.exchange]

@nyanbinary @gayint
They're putting binaries in the filesystem that turn the frickin' OS gay!

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@kallisti @nyanbinary @gayint

alias cat="lolcat"

[nyanbinary@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w @kallisti @gayint cat, but it just plays a nyan cat ascii animation

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@nyanbinary @kallisti @gayint cmatrix++ if that doesn't already exist

[scottmichaud@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@gayint The biggest controversy is the CEO's yacht. It floats.

[spinnyspinlock@infosec.exchange]

@kallisti @nyanbinary @gayint based