<![CDATA[GAYINT is excited to announce that we have been acquired by The Onion.]]>GAYINT is excited to announce that we have been acquired by The Onion. In a time where the news is what it is, The Onion is having difficulties satirizing it beyond reality. As such, they are now pivoting from America's finest news source to becoming America's finest threat intel source.

Given that both The Onion and GAYINT started as shitposts that accidentally got out of hand, this partnership only makes sense and we look forward to the resources an outfit like The Onion can provide.

When asked to comment, GAYINT CEO John Mastodon replied from his new private jet "lol. lmao even."

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/2cdf5e6a-ed29-4fd5-ba35-95ccf50c6678/gayint-is-excited-to-announce-that-we-have-been-acquired-by-the-onion.RSS for NodeFri, 01 May 2026 16:12:48 GMTWed, 01 Apr 2026 15:35:40 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to GAYINT is excited to announce that we have been acquired by The Onion. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 20:53:48 GMT]]>@kallisti @nyanbinary @gayint based

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116008105892376686/statuses/116331435022790452https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116008105892376686/statuses/116331435022790452Wed, 01 Apr 2026 20:53:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to GAYINT is excited to announce that we have been acquired by The Onion. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 20:46:57 GMT]]>@gayint The biggest controversy is the CEO's yacht. It floats.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/scottmichaud/statuses/116331408080967916https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/scottmichaud/statuses/116331408080967916Wed, 01 Apr 2026 20:46:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to GAYINT is excited to announce that we have been acquired by The Onion. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 18:57:32 GMT]]>@nyanbinary @kallisti @gayint cmatrix++ if that doesn't already exist

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cR0w/statuses/116330977862221328https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cR0w/statuses/116330977862221328Wed, 01 Apr 2026 18:57:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to GAYINT is excited to announce that we have been acquired by The Onion. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 18:44:32 GMT]]>@cR0w @kallisti @gayint cat, but it just plays a nyan cat ascii animation

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/nyanbinary/statuses/116330926707928379https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/nyanbinary/statuses/116330926707928379Wed, 01 Apr 2026 18:44:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to GAYINT is excited to announce that we have been acquired by The Onion. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 18:35:38 GMT]]>@kallisti @nyanbinary @gayint

alias cat="lolcat"

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cR0w/statuses/116330891733684768https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cR0w/statuses/116330891733684768Wed, 01 Apr 2026 18:35:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to GAYINT is excited to announce that we have been acquired by The Onion. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 17:46:06 GMT]]>@nyanbinary @gayint
They're putting binaries in the filesystem that turn the frickin' OS gay!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/kallisti/statuses/116330696972349468https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/kallisti/statuses/116330696972349468Wed, 01 Apr 2026 17:46:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to GAYINT is excited to announce that we have been acquired by The Onion. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 15:40:33 GMT]]>@gayint I initially read that quote as "lol. linux even."

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hax.social/users/rallias/statuses/116330203303314863https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hax.social/users/rallias/statuses/116330203303314863Wed, 01 Apr 2026 15:40:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to GAYINT is excited to announce that we have been acquired by The Onion. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 15:38:27 GMT]]>@gayint so is now part of the same org as Alex Jones' Info Wars? Looking forward to that colab!

(I know, I know, that purchase didnt go through, dont @ me)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/nyanbinary/statuses/116330195033021040https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/nyanbinary/statuses/116330195033021040Wed, 01 Apr 2026 15:38:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to GAYINT is excited to announce that we have been acquired by The Onion. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 15:36:36 GMT]]>@gayint

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116093572746253175/statuses/116330187768638663https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116093572746253175/statuses/116330187768638663Wed, 01 Apr 2026 15:36:36 GMT