It’s such a good printer it can actually print kittens

[wishy@tooter.wishy.co.uk]

@kaflurbaleen SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[cowman@thecanadian.social]

@kaflurbaleen so can cats ...

[elainya@meowing.men]

@kaflurbaleen@mastodon.social

Thats intentional. This version is called Kittner

[dragon@toast.dragon2611.net]

@kaflurbaleen My dog didn't get printed with colour fast ink it seems, he's fading (He's a cockapoo, they're known to do that)

[zynaesthesie@mastodon.social]

@nekomimi @kaflurbaleen The orange tabby will then be laminated into the foil, won’t it?

[emanuelegori@mastodon.uno]

@kaflurbaleen
Impeccable 3D print quality. The only problem now is that it wants treats after every job.

[sanityinc@hachyderm.io]

@kaflurbaleen straight from print roller to lint roller!

[mathieui@piaille.fr]

@kaflurbaleen I have the same printer and I wish the cats would stop printing the test page when jumping on it

[tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk]

@kaflurbaleen Mine only prints in black https://mastodon.me.uk/@tobyjaffey/116222771241689674

[madalex@fosstodon.org]

@kaflurbaleen Which is probably for the best, who knows where I end up at, given that instantly would get one and given that I don't understand the concept of too many cats...

[alina@girldick.gay]

@kaflurbaleen @transcaffeine cutee 🥺

[the_wub@mastodon.social]

@kaflurbaleen Am I correct in assuming that the print job gets sent to the printer over CAT5 cable?

[kaflurbaleen@mastodon.social]

@the_wub of course!

[kyreeth@dragon.style]

@kaflurbaleen @xssfox cat > /dev/lp0

[ferrix@mastodon.online]

@kaflurbaleen cats are already pretty good cat printers

[j5v@mastodon.social]

@kaflurbaleen I'm fairly sure that's a CAT scanner.

[holger@mastodon.de]

@kaflurbaleen totally fake - this is not even a 3d printer!

[irina@wandering.shop]

@tobyjaffey @kaflurbaleen I have the exact same printer! Why don't I get any cats?

[deedo@mastodon.nl]

@irina @tobyjaffey @kaflurbaleen my thought (and printer) exactly!

[dpnash@c.im]

@kaflurbaleen

You: “Print me a black cat.”
Cat Printer: “Cannot print. Out of fur.”
You: “I just changed the black fur cartridge yesterday and I haven’t printed a single cat since then.”
Cat Printer: “Cyan fur cartridge is at 0%.”