It’s such a good printer it can actually print kittens

[alina@girldick.gay]

@kaflurbaleen @transcaffeine cutee 🥺

[the_wub@mastodon.social]

@kaflurbaleen Am I correct in assuming that the print job gets sent to the printer over CAT5 cable?

[kaflurbaleen@mastodon.social]

@the_wub of course!

[kyreeth@dragon.style]

@kaflurbaleen @xssfox cat > /dev/lp0

[ferrix@mastodon.online]

@kaflurbaleen cats are already pretty good cat printers

[j5v@mastodon.social]

@kaflurbaleen I'm fairly sure that's a CAT scanner.

[holger@mastodon.de]

@kaflurbaleen totally fake - this is not even a 3d printer!

[irina@wandering.shop]

@tobyjaffey @kaflurbaleen I have the exact same printer! Why don't I get any cats?

[deedo@mastodon.nl]

@irina @tobyjaffey @kaflurbaleen my thought (and printer) exactly!

[dpnash@c.im]

@kaflurbaleen

You: “Print me a black cat.”
Cat Printer: “Cannot print. Out of fur.”
You: “I just changed the black fur cartridge yesterday and I haven’t printed a single cat since then.”
Cat Printer: “Cyan fur cartridge is at 0%.”

[annaantifa@mastodon.nl]

@kaflurbaleen
Wauw, and such a cute one...

[kanawhacountywx@mastodon.social]

@Kingslayer @kaflurbaleen Careful though, if that also works for copying you should be very careful.

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@kaflurbaleen

"brother" ?

more like

"bother"

[da_gut@dice.camp]

@kaflurbaleen that’s going to be a popular model of 3-D printer!

[cassandravert@indieweb.social]

Impressive

[mjdxp@labyrinth.zone]

@kaflurbaleen i couldn't even imagine how much it'd cost in toner to print just one