It’s such a good printer it can actually print kittens

[matwright@mastodon.social]

@kaflurbaleen true story, I was scanning docs and a foster kitten jumped on, so the BC premier's office got butt scans as a PR release, I'm sure they are stored somewhere in the Leg library

[drwho@masto.hackers.town]

@kaflurbaleen The only non-cursed printer in existence.

[cypnk@masto.hackers.town]

@kaflurbaleen Ah, a copycat

I'll see myself out...

[sharif@fosstodon.org]

@kaflurbaleen "Hi, this is where I get tail tats, right?"

[dancingtreefrog@mastodon.social]

@kaflurbaleen That printer does some really intricate paper folding, doesn't it?

[nekomimi@sakurajima.moe]

@kaflurbaleen you should let a white cat sit in the intake tray :3

[dryak@mstdn.science]

@kaflurbaleen does the generative-kitten function also works with cups on Linux?

[seq@infosec.exchange]

@kaflurbaleen Oof, I could never ever be trusted to go near a printer of that calibre...

[wishy@tooter.wishy.co.uk]

@kaflurbaleen SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[cowman@thecanadian.social]

@kaflurbaleen so can cats ...

[elainya@meowing.men]

@kaflurbaleen@mastodon.social

Thats intentional. This version is called Kittner

[dragon@toast.dragon2611.net]

@kaflurbaleen My dog didn't get printed with colour fast ink it seems, he's fading (He's a cockapoo, they're known to do that)

[zynaesthesie@mastodon.social]

@nekomimi @kaflurbaleen The orange tabby will then be laminated into the foil, won’t it?

[emanuelegori@mastodon.uno]

@kaflurbaleen
Impeccable 3D print quality. The only problem now is that it wants treats after every job.

[sanityinc@hachyderm.io]

@kaflurbaleen straight from print roller to lint roller!

[mathieui@piaille.fr]

@kaflurbaleen I have the same printer and I wish the cats would stop printing the test page when jumping on it

[tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk]

@kaflurbaleen Mine only prints in black https://mastodon.me.uk/@tobyjaffey/116222771241689674

[madalex@fosstodon.org]

@kaflurbaleen Which is probably for the best, who knows where I end up at, given that instantly would get one and given that I don't understand the concept of too many cats...

[alina@girldick.gay]

@kaflurbaleen @transcaffeine cutee 🥺

[the_wub@mastodon.social]

@kaflurbaleen Am I correct in assuming that the print job gets sent to the printer over CAT5 cable?