What kind of footwear is so expensive it’s nuts?
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What kind of footwear is so expensive it’s nuts?
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Cash-shoes
(Credit for this original dad joke goes to my kid’s friend, who came up with it while we were giving her a ride home)
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(Credit for this original dad joke goes to my kid’s friend, who came up with it while we were giving her a ride home)
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Everyone of every age and gender has an inner dad, if only they have the courage to find him and his corniness
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Everyone of every age and gender has an inner dad, if only they have the courage to find him and his corniness
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What kind of footwear is so expensive it’s nuts?
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Cash-shoes
@inthehands Paul.
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@heidilifeldman
You follow the Paul, you get the whole redhead. -
@inthehands No dad joke warning?
@BegoniaArizona
Block me now, I may strike again -
@heidilifeldman
You follow the Paul, you get the whole redhead.@inthehands @heidilifeldman You're gonna need a bigger boat.
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@BegoniaArizona
Block me now, I may strike again@inthehands no, I love it. I grew up in an all female household, still making up for a deficit of dad jokes.
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Everyone of every age and gender has an inner dad, if only they have the courage to find him and his corniness
@inthehands while true those who aren’t actual dads are faux pas.
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Everyone of every age and gender has an inner dad, if only they have the courage to find him and his corniness
@inthehands
This is basically the policy at the dads.cool instance run by @alex -
Everyone of every age and gender has an inner dad, if only they have the courage to find him and his corniness
@inthehands If you wish to discover your inner dad, you must be hungry.
Focus on the hunger and listen carefully. Your inner Dad will reveal himself:
Hi hungry, I'm Dad!
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