What kind of footwear is so expensive it’s nuts?

[inthehands@hachyderm.io]

Everyone of every age and gender has an inner dad, if only they have the courage to find him and his corniness

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[heidilifeldman@mastodon.social]

@inthehands Paul.

[inthehands@hachyderm.io]

@heidilifeldman
You follow the Paul, you get the whole redhead.

[inthehands@hachyderm.io]

@BegoniaArizona
Block me now, I may strike again

[faraiwe@mstdn.social]

@inthehands @heidilifeldman You're gonna need a bigger boat.

[begoniaarizona@montereybay.social]

@inthehands no, I love it. I grew up in an all female household, still making up for a deficit of dad jokes.

[kaleb@fedi.haugenh.us]

@inthehands while true those who aren’t actual dads are faux pas.

[wakingrufus@bigshoulders.city]

@inthehands
This is basically the policy at the dads.cool instance run by @alex

[lyallmorrison@cloudisland.nz]

@inthehands If you wish to discover your inner dad, you must be hungry.

Focus on the hunger and listen carefully. Your inner Dad will reveal himself:

Hi hungry, I'm Dad!