<![CDATA[What kind of footwear is so expensive it’s nuts?]]>What kind of footwear is so expensive it’s nuts?

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Cash-shoes

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/29ec2613-ba4a-4682-8d0d-f5685755ee9a/what-kind-of-footwear-is-so-expensive-it-s-nutsRSS for NodeWed, 29 Apr 2026 19:22:44 GMTTue, 14 Apr 2026 01:50:58 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to What kind of footwear is so expensive it’s nuts? on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 03:33:45 GMT]]>@inthehands If you wish to discover your inner dad, you must be hungry.

Focus on the hunger and listen carefully. Your inner Dad will reveal himself:

Hi hungry, I'm Dad!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cloudisland.nz/users/LyallMorrison/statuses/116400955447733577https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cloudisland.nz/users/LyallMorrison/statuses/116400955447733577Tue, 14 Apr 2026 03:33:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What kind of footwear is so expensive it’s nuts? on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 03:03:16 GMT]]>@inthehands
This is basically the policy at the dads.cool instance run by @alex

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://bigshoulders.city/users/wakingrufus/statuses/116400835540899333https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://bigshoulders.city/users/wakingrufus/statuses/116400835540899333Tue, 14 Apr 2026 03:03:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What kind of footwear is so expensive it’s nuts? on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 02:18:10 GMT]]>@inthehands while true those who aren’t actual dads are faux pas.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fedi.haugenh.us/users/kaleb/statuses/01KP4WGB4K3MFHS9JYF5BAY4TJhttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fedi.haugenh.us/users/kaleb/statuses/01KP4WGB4K3MFHS9JYF5BAY4TJTue, 14 Apr 2026 02:18:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What kind of footwear is so expensive it’s nuts? on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 02:14:29 GMT]]>@inthehands no, I love it. I grew up in an all female household, still making up for a deficit of dad jokes.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://montereybay.social/users/BegoniaArizona/statuses/116400643743225650https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://montereybay.social/users/BegoniaArizona/statuses/116400643743225650Tue, 14 Apr 2026 02:14:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What kind of footwear is so expensive it’s nuts? on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 02:14:22 GMT]]>@inthehands @heidilifeldman You're gonna need a bigger boat.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/faraiwe/statuses/116400643280931083https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/faraiwe/statuses/116400643280931083Tue, 14 Apr 2026 02:14:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What kind of footwear is so expensive it’s nuts? on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 02:12:20 GMT]]>@BegoniaArizona
Block me now, I may strike again

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/inthehands/statuses/116400635297667030https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/inthehands/statuses/116400635297667030Tue, 14 Apr 2026 02:12:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What kind of footwear is so expensive it’s nuts? on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 02:12:06 GMT]]>@heidilifeldman
You follow the Paul, you get the whole redhead.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/inthehands/statuses/116400634331552550https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/inthehands/statuses/116400634331552550Tue, 14 Apr 2026 02:12:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What kind of footwear is so expensive it’s nuts? on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 02:11:30 GMT]]>@inthehands Paul.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/heidilifeldman/statuses/116400632000309657https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/heidilifeldman/statuses/116400632000309657Tue, 14 Apr 2026 02:11:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What kind of footwear is so expensive it’s nuts? on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 02:05:11 GMT]]>@inthehands We have detected unusual activity associated with your Mastodon account. To ensure platform safety, your visibility has been temporarily restricted to "Private."

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.cloud/users/mastodonhelpteam/statuses/116400607147454153https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.cloud/users/mastodonhelpteam/statuses/116400607147454153Tue, 14 Apr 2026 02:05:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What kind of footwear is so expensive it’s nuts? on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 02:04:49 GMT]]>Everyone of every age and gender has an inner dad, if only they have the courage to find him and his corniness

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/inthehands/statuses/116400605729754762https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/inthehands/statuses/116400605729754762Tue, 14 Apr 2026 02:04:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What kind of footwear is so expensive it’s nuts? on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 01:57:16 GMT]]>@inthehands We have detected unusual activity associated with your Mastodon account. To ensure platform safety, your visibility has been temporarily restricted to "Private."

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.cloud/users/notifveirf/statuses/116400576043770764https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.cloud/users/notifveirf/statuses/116400576043770764Tue, 14 Apr 2026 01:57:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What kind of footwear is so expensive it’s nuts? on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 01:57:05 GMT]]>(Credit for this original dad joke goes to my kid’s friend, who came up with it while we were giving her a ride home)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/inthehands/statuses/116400575318774961https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/inthehands/statuses/116400575318774961Tue, 14 Apr 2026 01:57:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What kind of footwear is so expensive it’s nuts? on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 01:56:32 GMT]]>@inthehands No dad joke warning? 🤣

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