Annual compliance training day!
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@dramypsyd but are you still not allowed to abuse your patients? That's the important one
@quadrivial Yes they are covering that now! No abusing clients OR harassing them
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@dramypsyd Talk about not being allowed to have *any* fun at the office!
@rickf buzzkills
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Annual compliance training day! So far I’ve learned:
- I’m not allowed to bribe anyone even if they’re outside the US
- I’m not allowed to commit fraud
- HIPAA is still a thingWill keep you all updated
@dramypsyd @catsalad You need annual training because who knows things might change and you can finally commit all the crime!
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@dramypsyd @catsalad You need annual training because who knows things might change and you can finally commit all the crime!
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“Do not submit an invoice for services you did not render” ok I won’t, I’m so glad we had a training on this
OH DAMN I WAS GONNA DO A FRAUD GOOD THING YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THE DON'T DO A FRAUD RULE
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OH DAMN I WAS GONNA DO A FRAUD GOOD THING YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THE DON'T DO A FRAUD RULE
@stevegis_ssg That was a close one!!
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@dramypsyd @renata Crime Update sounds cooler than compliance training
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Annual compliance training day! So far I’ve learned:
- I’m not allowed to bribe anyone even if they’re outside the US
- I’m not allowed to commit fraud
- HIPAA is still a thingWill keep you all updated
@dramypsyd have they mentioned if any of this changes when dealing with governments contacts?
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Annual compliance training day! So far I’ve learned:
- I’m not allowed to bribe anyone even if they’re outside the US
- I’m not allowed to commit fraud
- HIPAA is still a thingWill keep you all updated
@dramypsyd I hope there was an option to answer, "FINE. WHATEVER, MOM!" to every question.
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@dramypsyd @catsalad Loss of Potential Bribery Opportunities should be a crime!
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R relay@relay.infosec.exchange shared this topic
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Annual compliance training day! So far I’ve learned:
- I’m not allowed to bribe anyone even if they’re outside the US
- I’m not allowed to commit fraud
- HIPAA is still a thingWill keep you all updated
@dramypsyd guess it's the various government leaders reviewing this and be like "wow this is not allowed? We should totally let employees know!"
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@dramypsyd Not even a little bribe? Like a cookie?!
@catsalad @dramypsyd
I want... a shrubbery! -
Annual compliance training day! So far I’ve learned:
- I’m not allowed to bribe anyone even if they’re outside the US
- I’m not allowed to commit fraud
- HIPAA is still a thingWill keep you all updated
@dramypsyd Well, you are making jokes here, but look at the White House to see what happens if people don't get this kind of training...
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Annual compliance training day! So far I’ve learned:
- I’m not allowed to bribe anyone even if they’re outside the US
- I’m not allowed to commit fraud
- HIPAA is still a thingWill keep you all updated
@dramypsyd you are to leave all that fraud and bribery to your betters. You don't have a billion dollars, so you are not allowed to act like you do!
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Annual compliance training day! So far I’ve learned:
- I’m not allowed to bribe anyone even if they’re outside the US
- I’m not allowed to commit fraud
- HIPAA is still a thingWill keep you all updated
@dramypsyd It's important to remember that not everyone functions on the same level of morality and ethics that you do. "Don't do the shitty thing" doesn't necessarily cross everyone's mind as the perspective of others isn't necessarily a factor.
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R relay@relay.mycrowd.ca shared this topic
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Annual compliance training day! So far I’ve learned:
- I’m not allowed to bribe anyone even if they’re outside the US
- I’m not allowed to commit fraud
- HIPAA is still a thingWill keep you all updated
@dramypsyd Do you have to take tests? Ours are always like "Which of the following is unethical" and the choices are like "eat a lollipop, visit a friend, admire some art, or murder children".
And then the next question will be some esoteric thing so far down the decision tree I may as well be guessing.
Always makes me laugh.
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Annual compliance training day! So far I’ve learned:
- I’m not allowed to bribe anyone even if they’re outside the US
- I’m not allowed to commit fraud
- HIPAA is still a thingWill keep you all updated
@dramypsyd these days inhabitants of Germany aren’t able to do that either outside of Germany. But in the old days after the war you could declare a bribe a tax deductible business expense if you bribed for professional purposes as long as it happened abroad
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Annual compliance training day! So far I’ve learned:
- I’m not allowed to bribe anyone even if they’re outside the US
- I’m not allowed to commit fraud
- HIPAA is still a thingWill keep you all updated
i'm waiting for the mandatory annual training video, 1 hour long, that re-asserts that the ocean contains water and the gravity still seems to be working...
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“Do not submit an invoice for services you did not render” ok I won’t, I’m so glad we had a training on this
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@dramypsyd Not even a little bribe? Like a cookie?!
@catsalad @dramypsyd A cookie is below the amount I'm required to report...
My grandfather used to leave a pack of cigarettes on the desk when he left, apparently if the person didn't say anything it meant your could make some sort of... deal.... with them...
