Annual compliance training day!

[dramypsyd@ohai.social]

Annual compliance training day! So far I’ve learned:

- I’m not allowed to bribe anyone even if they’re outside the US
- I’m not allowed to commit fraud
- HIPAA is still a thing

Will keep you all updated

[dramypsyd@ohai.social]

“Do not submit an invoice for services you did not render” ok I won’t, I’m so glad we had a training on this

[rickf@indieweb.social]

@dramypsyd Talk about not being allowed to have *any* fun at the office!

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@dramypsyd Not even a little bribe? Like a cookie?!

[quadrivial@beige.party]

@dramypsyd but are you still not allowed to abuse your patients? That's the important one

[dramypsyd@ohai.social]

@quadrivial Yes they are covering that now! No abusing clients OR harassing them

[dramypsyd@ohai.social]

@rickf buzzkills

[renata@cosocial.ca]

@dramypsyd @catsalad You need annual training because who knows things might change and you can finally commit all the crime!

[dramypsyd@ohai.social]

@renata @catsalad Right! What if they legalize bribes and I don’t know about it??

[stevegis_ssg@mas.to]

@dramypsyd

OH DAMN I WAS GONNA DO A FRAUD GOOD THING YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THE DON'T DO A FRAUD RULE

[dramypsyd@ohai.social]

@stevegis_ssg That was a close one!!

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@dramypsyd @renata Crime Update sounds cooler than compliance training

[mensrea@freeradical.zone]

@dramypsyd have they mentioned if any of this changes when dealing with governments contacts?

[jackryder@infosec.exchange]

@dramypsyd I hope there was an option to answer, "FINE. WHATEVER, MOM!" to every question.

[renata@cosocial.ca]

@dramypsyd @catsalad Loss of Potential Bribery Opportunities should be a crime!

[phil@macaw.social]

@dramypsyd guess it's the various government leaders reviewing this and be like "wow this is not allowed? We should totally let employees know!"

[the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org]

@catsalad @dramypsyd
I want... a shrubbery!

[tkissing@mastodon.social]

@dramypsyd Well, you are making jokes here, but look at the White House to see what happens if people don't get this kind of training...

[deepmud@mas.to]

@dramypsyd you are to leave all that fraud and bribery to your betters. You don't have a billion dollars, so you are not allowed to act like you do!

[philosophicalfish@mstdn.ca]

@dramypsyd It's important to remember that not everyone functions on the same level of morality and ethics that you do. "Don't do the shitty thing" doesn't necessarily cross everyone's mind as the perspective of others isn't necessarily a factor.