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  3. #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026

#Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026

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  • _l1vy_@mstdn.social_ _l1vy_@mstdn.social

    #Via Grapevine Police
    @grapevinepolice
    12:56 PM · May 19, 2026

    "Yesterday, GPD and GFD were dispatched to Grapevine Lake, where a Tesla Cybertruck was stranded in the water. The driver drove into the lake to use the 'Wade Mode' feature when the vehicle became disabled. The passengers abandoned the vehicle and the driver was arrested."

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    @_L1vY_ @grapevinepolice

    What was the basis for the arrest? Stupidity?

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    • _l1vy_@mstdn.social_ _l1vy_@mstdn.social

      #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬
      3:28 PM · May 19, 2026

      "Cybertruck owner believes advertising, drives into lake (!), is arrested?

      and they say the perfect news story doesn’t exist.

      Oh my god there’s video and it’s beautiful."

      https://youtube.com/shorts/5HdChN_2hPY

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      @_L1vY_ Reminds me of when people thought the first iPhone was waterproof because of some YouTube video. It's wild what happens when marketing hype meets reality, especially when the reality involves a multi-ton vehicle sinking.

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      • _l1vy_@mstdn.social_ _l1vy_@mstdn.social

        #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬
        3:28 PM · May 19, 2026

        "Cybertruck owner believes advertising, drives into lake (!), is arrested?

        and they say the perfect news story doesn’t exist.

        Oh my god there’s video and it’s beautiful."

        https://youtube.com/shorts/5HdChN_2hPY

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        #37

        @_L1vY_ wouldn't it have just rusted to death soon even if it had worked?

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        • brouhaha@mastodon.socialB brouhaha@mastodon.social

          @_L1vY_ @qurlyjoe
          I didn't pay my duck bill, so now they won't let me duck.

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          @brouhaha @_L1vY_ @qurlyjoe

          well, a duck with no bill would be Daffy.

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          • kevinashworth@mastodon.socialK kevinashworth@mastodon.social

            @eric @_L1vY_ @peteralee @Shanmonster
            I always point and laugh when I see a Dorkmobile, but this dorkmove takes the dorkcake!

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            @kevinashworth @eric @_L1vY_ @peteralee @Shanmonster not dorks, nazis. 'Dorks' were just the smart kids, but the people who make and drive these are frequently white supremacist, fascist. Not dorks at all.

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            • jmax@mastodon.socialJ jmax@mastodon.social

              @brouhaha @_L1vY_ @qurlyjoe - So your only option is to goose?

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              @jmax@mastodon.social @brouhaha@mastodon.social @_L1vY_@mstdn.social @qurlyjoe@mstdn.social it may be bold of me to suggest, but if he can goose, he can iceman just as easily

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              • eric@geldmacher.ioE eric@geldmacher.io

                @_L1vY_ @peteralee @Shanmonster

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                @eric @_L1vY_ @peteralee thank you! Schadenfreude achieved.

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                • huntingdon@mstdn.socialH huntingdon@mstdn.social

                  @_L1vY_ @grapevinepolice

                  What was the basis for the arrest? Stupidity?

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                  #42

                  @huntingdon @_L1vY_ If only that was indictable.

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                  • huntingdon@mstdn.socialH huntingdon@mstdn.social

                    @_L1vY_ @grapevinepolice

                    What was the basis for the arrest? Stupidity?

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                    #43

                    @huntingdon In the article it says, "he faces charges of operating a vehicle in a closed section of the park, but also with boat-related charges including not having a valid boat registration and not having lifejackets or a fire extinguisher on board the truck."

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                      @liquor_american what s gonna happen is he’ll set up a go fund me and thousands of equally idiotic white males will fill it to achieve 1.75 times the goal. @_L1vY_

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                      • wintergr33n@lingo.lolW wintergr33n@lingo.lol

                        @_L1vY_

                        OK, but what is Wade Mode?

                        Yes, he's dumb, but I think he can sue Elon.

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                        @Wintergr33n @_L1vY_ It's where you drive your car into the water and then wade back to the shore. Working as designed.

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