It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate.

[fesshole@mastodon.social]

It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate. Now I am perfectly placed to make Marmite Maltesers and leave them on the table for unsuspecting guests.

[shiitaketoast@beige.party]

@fesshole This is something I would actually eat. DM me the recipe!

[nexcarter@chaos.social]

@ShiitakeToast @fesshole Not DM! Share it with everyone i would LOVE that...

[bitanath@mastodon.social]

@ShiitakeToast @fesshole me too!! But with toast!

[ephemeromorph@topspicy.social]

@fesshole Make Marmite glazed Brussels sprouts and give them out at halloween.

[shiitaketoast@beige.party]

@fesshole @bitanath I was imagining that the malted milk candy under the marmite glaze would stand in for the toast.

[flux@mastodon.unwi.re]

@fesshole let me know if you start selling them. I buy anything marmite!!!

[zebulonmysterioso@mas.to]

@fesshole This is prank perfection.

[bellinghman@wandering.shop]

@ephemeromorph @fesshole nom nom nom

[medeavanamonde@beige.party]

@fesshole we need to find a new “Convict Continent”

[what@chaosfem.tw]

@fesshole Discerning guests wouldn’t be tempted by the Maltesers in the first place…

[bitanath@mastodon.social]

@ShiitakeToast @fesshole Perfect!

[scottearle@poorlyrendered.com]

@fesshole diabolical genius

[spacemagick@mastodon.social]

@fesshole
Given the nauseating state of most so-called chocolate these days this has to be an improvement.

#ServingSuggestion

[clinfoot@mastodon.org.uk]

Checks date.

Not 1st April.

Must be real. I want that recipe. Stat.

@fesshole