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  3. It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate.

It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate.

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  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

    It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate. Now I am perfectly placed to make Marmite Maltesers and leave them on the table for unsuspecting guests.

    ephemeromorph@topspicy.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
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    @fesshole Make Marmite glazed Brussels sprouts and give them out at halloween.

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    • bitanath@mastodon.socialB bitanath@mastodon.social

      @ShiitakeToast @fesshole me too!! But with toast!

      shiitaketoast@beige.partyS This user is from outside of this forum
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      @fesshole @bitanath I was imagining that the malted milk candy under the marmite glaze would stand in for the toast.

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      • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

        It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate. Now I am perfectly placed to make Marmite Maltesers and leave them on the table for unsuspecting guests.

        flux@mastodon.unwi.reF This user is from outside of this forum
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        @fesshole let me know if you start selling them. I buy anything marmite!!!

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        • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

          It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate. Now I am perfectly placed to make Marmite Maltesers and leave them on the table for unsuspecting guests.

          zebulonmysterioso@mas.toZ This user is from outside of this forum
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          @fesshole This is prank perfection.

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          • ephemeromorph@topspicy.socialE ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

            @fesshole Make Marmite glazed Brussels sprouts and give them out at halloween.

            bellinghman@wandering.shopB This user is from outside of this forum
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            @ephemeromorph @fesshole nom nom nom

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            • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

              It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate. Now I am perfectly placed to make Marmite Maltesers and leave them on the table for unsuspecting guests.

              medeavanamonde@beige.partyM This user is from outside of this forum
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              @fesshole we need to find a new “Convict Continent”

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              • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate. Now I am perfectly placed to make Marmite Maltesers and leave them on the table for unsuspecting guests.

                what@chaosfem.twW This user is from outside of this forum
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                @fesshole Discerning guests wouldn’t be tempted by the Maltesers in the first place…

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                • shiitaketoast@beige.partyS shiitaketoast@beige.party

                  @fesshole @bitanath I was imagining that the malted milk candy under the marmite glaze would stand in for the toast.

                  bitanath@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @ShiitakeToast @fesshole Perfect!

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                  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                    It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate. Now I am perfectly placed to make Marmite Maltesers and leave them on the table for unsuspecting guests.

                    scottearle@poorlyrendered.comS This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @fesshole diabolical genius

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                    • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                      It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate. Now I am perfectly placed to make Marmite Maltesers and leave them on the table for unsuspecting guests.

                      spacemagick@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @fesshole
                      Given the nauseating state of most so-called chocolate these days this has to be an improvement.

                      #ServingSuggestion

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                      • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                        It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate. Now I am perfectly placed to make Marmite Maltesers and leave them on the table for unsuspecting guests.

                        clinfoot@mastodon.org.ukC This user is from outside of this forum
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                        Checks date.

                        Not 1st April.

                        Must be real. I want that recipe. Stat.

                        @fesshole

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