<![CDATA[It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate.]]>It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate. Now I am perfectly placed to make Marmite Maltesers and leave them on the table for unsuspecting guests.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/6a620c3f-82d3-4df6-99ea-302a8d6e056f/it-has-taken-me-six-years-of-experiments-but-i-ve-managed-to-make-a-marmite-glaze-that-looks-like-milk-chocolate.RSS for NodeFri, 17 Apr 2026 18:53:34 GMTSat, 04 Apr 2026 16:20:05 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:55:17 GMT]]>Checks date.

Not 1st April.

Must be real. I want that recipe. Stat.

@fesshole

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.org.uk/users/clinfoot/statuses/116347484045883059https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.org.uk/users/clinfoot/statuses/116347484045883059Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:55:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:43:06 GMT]]>@fesshole
Given the nauseating state of most so-called chocolate these days this has to be an improvement.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/spacemagick/statuses/116347436188069209https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/spacemagick/statuses/116347436188069209Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:43:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:42:12 GMT]]>@fesshole diabolical genius

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://poorlyrendered.com/users/scottearle/statuses/116347432653586715https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://poorlyrendered.com/users/scottearle/statuses/116347432653586715Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:42:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:41:51 GMT]]>@ShiitakeToast @fesshole Perfect!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116283281820749038/statuses/116347431268710498https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116283281820749038/statuses/116347431268710498Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:41:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:40:59 GMT]]>@fesshole Discerning guests wouldn’t be tempted by the Maltesers in the first place…

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/what/statuses/116347427846521190https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/what/statuses/116347427846521190Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:40:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:36:25 GMT]]>@fesshole we need to find a new “Convict Continent”

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/MedeaVanamonde/statuses/116347409903642614https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/MedeaVanamonde/statuses/116347409903642614Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:36:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:34:29 GMT]]>@ephemeromorph @fesshole nom nom nom

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wandering.shop/users/bellinghman/statuses/116347402289590520https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wandering.shop/users/bellinghman/statuses/116347402289590520Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:34:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:31:13 GMT]]>@fesshole This is prank perfection.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/zebulonmysterioso/statuses/116347389433603313https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/zebulonmysterioso/statuses/116347389433603313Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:31:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:29:39 GMT]]>@fesshole let me know if you start selling them. I buy anything marmite!!!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.unwi.re/ap/users/115637003872401174/statuses/116347383256707415https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.unwi.re/ap/users/115637003872401174/statuses/116347383256707415Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:29:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:26:25 GMT]]>@fesshole @bitanath I was imagining that the malted milk candy under the marmite glaze would stand in for the toast.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/ShiitakeToast/statuses/116347370580767444https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/ShiitakeToast/statuses/116347370580767444Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:26:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:25:23 GMT]]>@fesshole Make Marmite glazed Brussels sprouts and give them out at halloween.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://topspicy.social/users/ephemeromorph/statuses/116347366504765044https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://topspicy.social/users/ephemeromorph/statuses/116347366504765044Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:25:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:22:55 GMT]]>@ShiitakeToast @fesshole me too!! But with toast!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116283281820749038/statuses/116347356825302202https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116283281820749038/statuses/116347356825302202Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:22:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:22:34 GMT]]>@ShiitakeToast @fesshole Not DM! Share it with everyone 😄 i would LOVE that...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/NexCarter/statuses/116347355455975325https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/NexCarter/statuses/116347355455975325Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:22:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:21:22 GMT]]>@fesshole This is something I would actually eat. DM me the recipe!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/ShiitakeToast/statuses/116347350735881689https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/ShiitakeToast/statuses/116347350735881689Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:21:22 GMT