CIRCLE WITH A DOT

@alice One of these days I might have to leave one of my Medeco^3 locks somewhere just to make a collector wonder WTF.

@krypt3ia Companies are so horny to replace humans with AI they’re firing people before the technology can even do their jobs, and seem to completely disregard the fact that LLMs are actually more expensive than humans when they’re not being marketed at a loss to capture market. How are tech companies which basically exist on the walled garden lock-in ploy so blind to it?

@Impossible_PhD That sounds terrible, but I actually can’t think of things you wouldn’t be able to do as a result which is making that “can’t share the details” tantalizing

I’m sad for you but intrigued

And as we wind on down the road
Cactus Blossoms taller than our soul
There walks a waitress we all know
Who serves Bud Lights and wants to show
How the ribs fall-off-the bone
And if you listen very hard
Your food will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To eat another honey roll

There’s a lady who’s sure
That her chili is cold…

Led Zeppelin knew their new demo had promise, but it just needed something..

@0x0ddc0ffee I think you can work with UHMW on wood working equipment right? Can you just make some slots with a table saw or router table? (Assuming you have access to those)

@jsr Happy Days first aired in 1974 and depicted life in 1955.

If it were made in 2026, it would be set in 2007.

You know what LLMs are hilariously bad at?

Writing regex.

@alice ..._want_

@da_667 @gsuberland @rusty__shackleford I'm so old I remember when Maxtor bought Quantum _to improve Maxtor's quality_ and that's still hilarious. It's like buying ZipDrive to use their tech in your SANs.

@gsuberland @da_667 @rusty__shackleford Maxtor: When you care enough to bu.. click

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@wendynather @TheBreadmonkey Only if you drink questionable amounts of cheap red wine with it

A new fun thing living on the US/Canadian border is being yelled at by Quebecois to fix our country. Yeah, sorry, I've been really booked and haven't had a chance to single-handedly foment the revolution. I'll get on that, my bad.

@whitequark Pretty sure that's one of the seals holding back the Apocalypse