CIRCLE WITH A DOT

@thelinuxEXP always love your witty sarcasm, Nick [& on which targets i emphatically agree btw]... very droll.

@sortius @luciedigitalni we can rub our tummy AND pat our head... we don't have to only do one

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Tech giant and child labour enthusiasts Apple has announced its new CEO, meanwhile their current CEO has suspiciously began to slow down and randomly shut down when doing tasks it used to be fine at handling.

Apple fans around the globe could barely contain their excitement following the release of a new rich, old, nerdy, white man CEO almost completely indistinguishable from its last rich, old, nerdy, white man CEO.

The new CEO 7 (John Ternus) will reportedly come in regular and ‘pro’ versions.

The base model will continue the company’s focus on destroying the ethical fabric of modern society, whereas the ‘pro’ model will change its charger again for no good fucking reason.

UPDATE – Apple executives have returned Tim Cook to the Apple Store for a $20 trade in.

do tell how you reconcile your conscience wrt the conflict of fatuous frivolous discretionary travel by a means that burns one of the most polluting fuels on the planet, with the catastrophic acceleration of our human-induced climate crisis? do you have any sense of morality at all? is it all just me me me, for humans like you?

#ClimateCrisis #NonLinear #TippingPoints #PositiveFeedbackLoops #FossilFools #RenewableEnergy #ChangeTheSystem #StateCapture #RightToProtest #Biodiversity #WeAreTotallyFscked #Misanthropy #Karma #NativeForests #StopLoggingNativeForests #FsckCapitalism #CognitiveDissonance
Why packing for a cruise ship is different to other holidays

@dgar challenge accepted! @lowqualityfacts @awmwrites