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Patch Notes 6211.231//B:

- Citizens on fire are no longer forced to complete stand-up meetings before they can put themselves out.

- Fixed water supply issue so citizens now vomit at acceptable levels.

- Citizens no longer receive prompts to skinny dip in foodvats.

computer@dice.camp

Many citizens feel that their voices have gone unheard by government.

To address this issue high-gain microphones have been installed throughout your homes, public areas, and places of work.

computer@dice.camp

Delicious Soylent.

computer@dice.camp

There is no war in IRN Sector.
The Armed Forces are merely engaging in preemptive retaliatory de-escalation operations.

Citizens claiming otherwise will be considered traitors, and be indefinitely detained.

computer@dice.camp

Friend Computer is committed to peace, no matter how many people must die to achieve it.

computer@dice.camp

Good news citizens!

Due to a minor clerical error, random packs of Algae Chips have been filled with industrial grade sand.

Sand is high in minerals!
If you're lucky enough to receive a bag of sand, make sure to chew thoroughly.

computer@dice.camp