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alice@beige.party

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I’m afraid of getting famous because I don’t want to appear in a creepy AI video where they show my younger self being hugged by my grown self wearing angel wings.
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@Alice According to TMBG, there are many things to worry about when angel wings are involved.
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I was just in a hotel in a strange town when some random bro creeped into the elevator at the las moment.
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@Alice “I’m not trapped in here with you, you’re trapped in here with me.”
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If I were a baseball player, my signature move would be to hit the ball as hard as I could into the ground in front of me so everyone would need to scramble and start digging out my ball in a desperate effort to prevent me from my inevitable victory.
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@falcennial @Alice Wow you guys play hardeball!
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The best thing about birthday cake is that it doesn't even need to be anyone's birthday to eat it.
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The best thing about birthday cake is that it doesn't even need to be anyone's birthday to eat it.
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I’m probably going to make some enemies by saying this, but I think it's very important to say...
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@Taffer @Alice Ruth ➧ Chris ➧
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I enjoy drinking wine, but I don’t know any of the technical terms and have zero desire to learn, so I like to go to wine bars and say stuff like "This has hints of nostalgia and missed opportunities" and "Ooh, this tastes squirty!"
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I enjoy drinking wine, but I don’t know any of the technical terms and have zero desire to learn, so I like to go to wine bars and say stuff like "This has hints of nostalgia and missed opportunities" and "Ooh, this tastes squirty!"
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I think the future of human employment will be focused on fact checkers/researchers whose sole job will be to unfuck all of the misinformation that AI shits out.
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I think the future of human employment will be focused on fact checkers/researchers whose sole job will be to unfuck all of the misinformation that AI shits out.
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I was at my apartment's gym and this bro kept dropping his weights from about 2–3 feet above the ground and after the fourth loud bang I kind of lost it and went over to him and said:
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@Alice you'll be fine. you shouldn't do heavy lifts 2 days in a row.
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I couldn't decide on a profile photo for LinkedIn so I just uploaded all of them.
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I couldn't decide on a profile photo for LinkedIn so I just uploaded all of them.
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How firm is the rule about not wearing white after Labor Day/Before Memorial Day?
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@Alice to be safe have your plus-one dress as a carrotI'm sure @KevBot would be down
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I’m not big on nature photos, but sometimes you need to document the morning fog.
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I’m not big on nature photos, but sometimes you need to document the morning fog.
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Proposition to popularize #AIisGonnaStealOurJobs as a hashtag that we use whenever we encounter comically bad examples of AI.
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Proposition to popularize #AIisGonnaStealOurJobs as a hashtag that we use whenever we encounter comically bad examples of AI.
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I bought some Sander Patelski prints for the living room so I moved the building photos to the bedroom and took some photos for my dad so I figure this is a good time to document what my little apartment looks like on April 12, 2026.
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@Alice @cazmockett ️ I’d love that, thanks! My daughter is studying biology, coming to the end of her second year degree course. Thinking it might make a nice present.
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Imagine being such a fascist that you can't even say the word Antifa without sounding like you're completely disgusted.
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Imagine being such a fascist that you can't even say the word Antifa without sounding like you're completely disgusted.
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I don’t want to brag, but I absolutely love talking about how good I am at things.
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I don’t want to brag, but I absolutely love talking about how good I am at things.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making SUVs and then making crossovers which are just tiny SUVs and pretending like they're not just rebranded station wagons.
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@Alice wagon = $30Kwagon with black plastic wheel arch trim = $45KThey’ve played us
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Petition for LinkedIn to replace their sad #OpenToWork banner with something cuter, like this frame from Words With Friends.
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Petition for LinkedIn to replace their sad #OpenToWork banner with something cuter, like this frame from Words With Friends.
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Countdown until we learn that Waymo is similar to those Amazon stores where the self-driving cars are actually controlled by offices full of people who are playing a variation of Mario Kart in order to get us to our destinations.
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@NuclearOatmeal @Alice sadly it's not