CIRCLE WITH A DOT

Reply guys: If you're thinking about commenting on how the existence of my angel wings is the biggest problem, you need to step back and realize I'm at least two steps ahead of you.

I’m afraid of getting famous because I don’t want to appear in a creepy AI video where they show my younger self being hugged by my grown self wearing angel wings.

I was just in a hotel in a strange town when some random bro creeped into the elevator at the las moment.

Then two of his friends came in.

I had selected the top floor and he selected the 6th floor and then his friends hit 5 and 2.

At that moment, initial bro was like "I’m so sorry. Our floors fucked you."

That's seriously all that I need. The acknowledgement of some bro admitting that their actions resulted in a slight delay on my end.

Good job, bro. We're chill.

For now.

If I were a baseball player, my signature move would be to hit the ball as hard as I could into the ground in front of me so everyone would need to scramble and start digging out my ball in a desperate effort to prevent me from my inevitable victory.

@wulfric @mhoye @TheBreadmonkey @adhdeanasl @amiserabilist @maxleibman Aw. I'd love to be in this room if I weren't totally terrified of social interactions.

The best thing about birthday cake is that it doesn't even need to be anyone's birthday to eat it.

@deirdrebeth @mhoye @Jeanniewarner @StillIRise1963 @AnarchoNinaWrites I sometimes think about what it would be like to have a conversation with @TheBreadmonkey. We're both pretty much balls of chaos zapping out uncontrollable streams of consciousness and I can't tell if they'd collide or combine. Probably a bit of both.

I’m probably going to make some enemies by saying this, but I think it's very important to say...

The problem with the name for Ruth's Chris Steakhouse isn't with Ruth, it's with Chris.

I enjoy drinking wine, but I don’t know any of the technical terms and have zero desire to learn, so I like to go to wine bars and say stuff like "This has hints of nostalgia and missed opportunities" and "Ooh, this tastes squirty!"

I’m heading back to the gym at the same time I was there yesterday, so please wish me luck!

I think the future of human employment will be focused on fact checkers/researchers whose sole job will be to unfuck all of the misinformation that AI shits out.

I get annoyed by a lot of things, but I rarely say anything and mostly just take to mastodon to talk smack about people, but this guy needed a lesson in gym etiquette.

I also just remembered an encounter at a brewery last weekend where a lady was sitting alone at a table next to us and FaceTiming with someone at full volume and this other guy walked by and told her it was rude and she tried to rope me in for her cause by saying "it's not loud right? It can't be any louder than two people talking at a table, right?"

Had she not done that, I would have just been annoyed with the FaceTiming but ignored it, but when she tried to get me on her side, I had to be honest by telling her it's poor social etiquette to be playing any audio on her phone in a public space without headphones.

All of that to say, I may officially be entering my curmudgeon era.

I spent the rest of my time on the elliptical thinking of a nicer way I could have said it, but what's done is done.

The good news is that was the last time he dropped his weight.

I was at my apartment's gym and this bro kept dropping his weights from about 2–3 feet above the ground and after the fourth loud bang I kind of lost it and went over to him and said:

"If you're not capable of lifting that weight without dropping it, then you're not capable of lifting that weight."

So I guess I’m never leaving my apartment ever again.

I couldn't decide on a profile photo for LinkedIn so I just uploaded all of them.

I’m also curious if my ranch dressing colored dress will be okay to wear as a wedding guest because I know you're not supposed to wear white but this will also have some little specks of green in it so does that make it okay?

Sorry for all of the questions, but I really don’t want to offend the bride because the last time that happened, the bride yanked off my veil and it almost ripped out one of my hair extensions.

How firm is the rule about not wearing white after Labor Day/Before Memorial Day?

I’m asking because I want to wear a dress colored like ranch dressing so you won’t be able to see the stains when I spill it on myself, but I’m not sure if it's a fashion faux pas.

I’m not big on nature photos, but sometimes you need to document the morning fog.

Proposition to popularize #AIisGonnaStealOurJobs as a hashtag that we use whenever we encounter comically bad examples of AI.

@alexanderdyas @cazmockett Oh I just made it in Illustrator a long time ago because I needed something to put on my wall. When I’m back home, I'll try to find the PDF and send it to both of you if you want to get it printed.