CIRCLE WITH A DOT

@starshaped @penfount it’s displaying in an intensity I didn’t even know my screen could render

Just got jump scared by a jump scare that I programmed myself in a story I wrote myself

@glyph it’s a good morning to pre-emptively block a rando or two who are advertising they are on social media to vent through cruelty to other randos who are on their fucking side

okay. I have finished redoing Act 1 Chapter 1 of Glory in the Thunder visual novel in the lego style. I am very happy with the results. There are fifty - FIFTY - rendered backgrounds just in this chapter, not counting the swappable face layers. Here are four of them. I hope you like my woobies

#gloryinthethunder #visualnovel #lego #mastoart

enjoyed this telnetd analysis. (if you can’t believe anyone has a legitimate operational reason to run telnet, you live in a cozy world indeed) https://labs.watchtowr.com/a-32-year-old-bug-walks-into-a-telnet-server-gnu-inetutils-telnetd-cve-2026-32746/

your girl has given a witness statement in shaky Dutch while shaking from adrenaline crash

(I don't think it was anything particularly useful, since I didn't see their faces or clothes closely enough to ID them, though I did find out they have one of the kids in custody)

thirty seconds before this happened, I was giving a man standing outside the playground behind the Jewish community center the ol' motherly eye of suspicion because he was at a weird distance if he was the father of one of the boys playing basketball

but then it occurred to me he was probably staking it out, pretending to be a dad watching basketball, and was the one who summoned the cops

yeah so um

I think I saw the wannabe terrorists who have been bombing my neighborhood

they almost hit me and Odin in their getaway car (we are okay)

the police were like ten seconds behind them and I helped point out which way they'd run after ditching the car after almost hitting me

this was right by the Jewish community center and the kids in the car matched the description and within two minutes the neighborhood was absolutely flooded with police so I'm pretty sure it was them

#amsterdam

@me he got a few bites

Type of wireless headphone connection: Bluetooth

Bluetooth version: No Bluetooth

Wireless range: 10m

that's all my questions, thank you

View from a normal full size adult dinner table, upon which there are steaks

#dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon

the kids know where the drama's at.

#gloryinthethunder #lego #mastoart

I’m so glad my baby boy found a babygirl who thinks it’s fun when he crashes into her #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon

@stonebear2 counting Amsterdam Noord as a separate city... you've definitely been there

the rate at which internet people I know from all over the world just kind of Show Up in Amsterdam is incredible

Odin got more royal pets from the royal anti-terrorism task force

chiptune-style "Persian March" by Johann Strauss (you might guess that it's not particularly authentic, but it is a bop) #music #classicalmusic

@eniko my husband and I are both extremely light sleepers and wake each other up constantly, so we usually sleep separate.

Boy who already got his share but is patiently waiting for mommy to decide she doesn’t want hers #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon

@epsi you are describing the thing I am talking about