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When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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  • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

    When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

    rndanger@infosec.exchangeR This user is from outside of this forum
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    rndanger@infosec.exchange
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    @evacide
    If you have extra quests...

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    • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

      When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

      gokushrm@mastodon.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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      @evacide the same place I'm living currently 👻

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      • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

        When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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        @evacide They also don't seem to like:

        "Oh I se my self working completely for free for you, until you kill me off as Soylent green"

        Then I'm suddenly being rude.

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        • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

          When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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          mweiss@infosec.exchange
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          @evacide most likely in a mirror. That's where I've seen myself for most of my life, and I don't really expect that to change radically.

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          • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

            When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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            neutronstar@infosec.exchange
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            @evacide
            When I got this question for the first time, I had just left highschool and waiting to get into college.
            The interviewer said: ”Where do you see yourself in five years?”
            I said: ”Well, at the last term of my college education I presume.”

            *I don’t think that’s the answer you’re supposed to give…*

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            • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

              When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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              @evacide I guess I'll try "having wares if you have coin"?

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              • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                mangochutney@social.lol
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                @evacide even when applying for the National Park Service or similar?

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                • N neutronstar@infosec.exchange

                  @evacide
                  When I got this question for the first time, I had just left highschool and waiting to get into college.
                  The interviewer said: ”Where do you see yourself in five years?”
                  I said: ”Well, at the last term of my college education I presume.”

                  *I don’t think that’s the answer you’re supposed to give…*

                  kwramm@mastodon.gamedev.placeK This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @neutronstar @evacide there are no stupid answers, only dumb questions and this is one of them

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                  • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                    When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                    @evacide
                    Why not? That sounds amazing

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                    • lerxst@az.socialL lerxst@az.social

                      @thriftwicker @evacide I see myself slowly losing a battle to mutant zombies as the food and ammo run out.

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                      thriftwicker@mastodon.social
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                      @lerxst @evacide Sigh... if only.

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                      • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                        When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                        @evacide A respectable goal.

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                        • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                          When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                          vluciamonteirop@mastodon.social
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                          "Hopefully doing the same thing I'm doing now, considering the world we live in" was my answer to the last appraisal. Future? Let's live in the present.

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                          • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                            When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                            fab_rod1970@mastodon.social
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                            @evacide 👍

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                            • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                              When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                              @evacide

                              A food line.

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                              • dsalo@digipres.clubD dsalo@digipres.club

                                @evacide and swords? you could also hand out swords.

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                                @dsalo @evacide

                                She might be thinking Leiber, not Malory.

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                                • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                                  When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                                  @evacide

                                  • what would you do if you win millions at the lottery?
                                  • live in a hut in a forest and pay silver coins for low level quests.

                                  Chop wood, refill wildlife feeders, clean trash from this part of the forest, maybe help this old lady with shopping.

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                                  • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                                    When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                                    @evacide true… if you’re interviewing for a stupid job

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                                    • landsil@infosec.exchangeL landsil@infosec.exchange

                                      @evacide

                                      • what would you do if you win millions at the lottery?
                                      • live in a hut in a forest and pay silver coins for low level quests.

                                      Chop wood, refill wildlife feeders, clean trash from this part of the forest, maybe help this old lady with shopping.

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                                      @Landsil @evacide
                                      "Okay, I filled three baskets with mistletoe."
                                      "Ahh, thank you, here is your payment."
                                      "What are you going to use it for?"
                                      "Use it? Oh no, I just wanted it removed. It's an invasive parasite."
                                      "...Ah."

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                                      • robinbobcat@meow.socialR robinbobcat@meow.social

                                        @Landsil @evacide
                                        "Okay, I filled three baskets with mistletoe."
                                        "Ahh, thank you, here is your payment."
                                        "What are you going to use it for?"
                                        "Use it? Oh no, I just wanted it removed. It's an invasive parasite."
                                        "...Ah."

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                                        @RobinBobcat @evacide
                                        And to be absolutely clear, you are getting paid for this in actual, real, custom made, 99% pure silver coins.

                                        Probably worth more as a collectable so you don't want to melt it.
                                        Oh, it would be so funny if you could go to a historic event and pay with those because of that.
                                        Everyone would just understand that they will probably never convert those to cash but they can probably trade them for more cool stuff or just fun.

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                                        • kwramm@mastodon.gamedev.placeK kwramm@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                          @neutronstar @evacide there are no stupid answers, only dumb questions and this is one of them

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                                          drchaos@sauropods.win
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                                          @kwramm @neutronstar @evacide What is your greatest weakness and greatest strength?

                                          Sigh. Fundamentally dishonest question. "Sometimes I work too hard." - yeah right.

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