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When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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  • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

    When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

    netzblockierer@tech.lgbtN This user is from outside of this forum
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    netzblockierer@tech.lgbt
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    #17

    @evacide I always answer

    That's classified

    And that is the truth…

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    • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

      When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

      utf_7@mastodon.socialU This user is from outside of this forum
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      utf_7@mastodon.social
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      #18

      @evacide

      "on your chair"

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      • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

        When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

        heathen_cat@furs.socialH This user is from outside of this forum
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        @evacide
        So, project management.

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        • ryan@m29.usR ryan@m29.us

          @evacide Everybody believes they are the hero of their own story.

          Not me! I firmly recognize I am the NPC which you think is about to give you a main quest, but is really just there for flavor text.

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          #20

          @ryan @evacide

          me too. once in high school we were asked to write an essay(?) which film character fits us the most (with arguments of course)

          in a star wars movie (cannot recall which) you saw two guys in the background cleaning a window.

          i've never seen such a compassionate facial expression when teacher handed me the essay back

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          • an0key@chaos.socialA an0key@chaos.social

            @evacide I still recall when in perm world, end of year reviews - what are your targets for next year? to make it that I never have to fill out these poxy forms again…

            Setup my own co 12 years ago 🤣

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            #21

            @an0key @evacide

            staying alive in the fist place

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            • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

              When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

              johannab@cosocial.caJ This user is from outside of this forum
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              @evacide probably not, but now I have a new retirement goal, thanks!!!

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              • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

                kyhwana@social.furry.nzK This user is from outside of this forum
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                #23

                @evacide "Farming goats"

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                • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                  When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

                  jjacobsson@mastodon.gamedev.placeJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #24

                  @evacide what kind of boring ass jobs are you interviewing for?

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                  • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                    When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

                    401matthall@mastodon.xyz4 This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @evacide

                    Psssh.

                    What does an interviewer know.

                    Psssh, I say.

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                    • thriftwicker@mastodon.socialT thriftwicker@mastodon.social

                      @evacide People still think there are at least 5 years left?!

                      lerxst@az.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #26

                      @thriftwicker @evacide I see myself slowly losing a battle to mutant zombies as the food and ammo run out.

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                      • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                        When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                        @evacide
                        If you have extra quests...

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                        • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                          When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                          @evacide the same place I'm living currently 👻

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                          • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                            When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                            @evacide They also don't seem to like:

                            "Oh I se my self working completely for free for you, until you kill me off as Soylent green"

                            Then I'm suddenly being rude.

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                            • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                              When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                              mweiss@infosec.exchange
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                              @evacide most likely in a mirror. That's where I've seen myself for most of my life, and I don't really expect that to change radically.

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                              • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                                When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                                neutronstar@infosec.exchange
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                                @evacide
                                When I got this question for the first time, I had just left highschool and waiting to get into college.
                                The interviewer said: ”Where do you see yourself in five years?”
                                I said: ”Well, at the last term of my college education I presume.”

                                *I don’t think that’s the answer you’re supposed to give…*

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                                • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                                  When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                                  @evacide I guess I'll try "having wares if you have coin"?

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                                  • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                                    When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                                    @evacide even when applying for the National Park Service or similar?

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                                    • N neutronstar@infosec.exchange

                                      @evacide
                                      When I got this question for the first time, I had just left highschool and waiting to get into college.
                                      The interviewer said: ”Where do you see yourself in five years?”
                                      I said: ”Well, at the last term of my college education I presume.”

                                      *I don’t think that’s the answer you’re supposed to give…*

                                      kwramm@mastodon.gamedev.placeK This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @neutronstar @evacide there are no stupid answers, only dumb questions and this is one of them

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                                      • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                                        When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                                        #35

                                        @evacide
                                        Why not? That sounds amazing

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                                        • lerxst@az.socialL lerxst@az.social

                                          @thriftwicker @evacide I see myself slowly losing a battle to mutant zombies as the food and ammo run out.

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                                          #36

                                          @lerxst @evacide Sigh... if only.

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