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When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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  • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

    When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

    urbanedm@yeg.bikeU This user is from outside of this forum
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    @evacide I feel like this depends heavily on the interviewer. I would definitely be intrigued. Plus, bog aside, what is management if not distributing (mostly very dull) quests that players nonetheless grind through to earn the reward.

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    • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

      When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

      justinderrick@mstdn.caJ This user is from outside of this forum
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      @evacide I mean, would you even want to work there if they don’t think that’s a cute / funny / nerdy answer?

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      • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

        When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

        glennf@zeppelin.flightsG This user is from outside of this forum
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        @evacide On an off-world colony, watching C-beams glitter.

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        • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

          When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

          emma@orbital.horseE This user is from outside of this forum
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          @evacide on a hab, orbiting Miranda.

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          • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

            When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

            groxx@hachyderm.ioG This user is from outside of this forum
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            #11

            @evacide sounds like a job worth rejecting

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            • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

              When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

              thriftwicker@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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              @evacide People still think there are at least 5 years left?!

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              • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

                jrconlin@mindof.jrconlin.comJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                @evacide

                They also get really upset when you respond "Looking through the selection of your office equipment at the public auction" for some reason.

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                • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                  When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

                  mancube@pnw.zoneM This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @evacide yeah well how are you gonna get a job handing out sick bog quests if you don't self promote?

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                  • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                    When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                    @evacide @ireneista This is very nearly a valid description of someone who hires contractors from the Google office in Mountain View (on the Shoreline wetlands)

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                    • dsalo@digipres.clubD dsalo@digipres.club

                      @evacide and swords? you could also hand out swords.

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                      @dsalo @evacide would certainly make better choices for rulers these days.

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                      • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                        When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                        #17

                        @evacide I always answer

                        That's classified

                        And that is the truth…

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                        • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                          When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

                          utf_7@mastodon.socialU This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #18

                          @evacide

                          "on your chair"

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                          • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                            When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                            @evacide
                            So, project management.

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                            • ryan@m29.usR ryan@m29.us

                              @evacide Everybody believes they are the hero of their own story.

                              Not me! I firmly recognize I am the NPC which you think is about to give you a main quest, but is really just there for flavor text.

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                              @ryan @evacide

                              me too. once in high school we were asked to write an essay(?) which film character fits us the most (with arguments of course)

                              in a star wars movie (cannot recall which) you saw two guys in the background cleaning a window.

                              i've never seen such a compassionate facial expression when teacher handed me the essay back

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                              • an0key@chaos.socialA an0key@chaos.social

                                @evacide I still recall when in perm world, end of year reviews - what are your targets for next year? to make it that I never have to fill out these poxy forms again…

                                Setup my own co 12 years ago 🤣

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                                @an0key @evacide

                                staying alive in the fist place

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                                • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                                  When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

                                  johannab@cosocial.caJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #22

                                  @evacide probably not, but now I have a new retirement goal, thanks!!!

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                                  • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                                    When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                                    #23

                                    @evacide "Farming goats"

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                                    • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                                      When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

                                      jjacobsson@mastodon.gamedev.placeJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @evacide what kind of boring ass jobs are you interviewing for?

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                                      • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                                        When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

                                        401matthall@mastodon.xyz4 This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        @evacide

                                        Psssh.

                                        What does an interviewer know.

                                        Psssh, I say.

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                                        • thriftwicker@mastodon.socialT thriftwicker@mastodon.social

                                          @evacide People still think there are at least 5 years left?!

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                                          @thriftwicker @evacide I see myself slowly losing a battle to mutant zombies as the food and ammo run out.

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