Unfortunately, no one would come to my funeral.

[the_whore_of_blahbylon@mastodon.social]

Unfortunately, no one would come to my funeral.

#memes #humour #death

[z@gayfr.social]

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon

That can be re-translated back into “my elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings saying: “you'll be next”. They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same thing at funerals”.

[chrisholladay@mastodon.social]

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon
They're gonna be too busy pissing on my grave after drinking all the MAGA KoolAid

[kb6nu@mastodon.radio]

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon When it comes to attending funerals, I follow Yogi Berra's advice. He is purported to have said, "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."