<![CDATA[Unfortunately, no one would come to my funeral.]]>Unfortunately, no one would come to my funeral.

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/f9228b7f-da22-4ad1-aa73-a04e9f99e505/unfortunately-no-one-would-come-to-my-funeral.RSS for NodeFri, 15 May 2026 07:55:10 GMTSun, 03 May 2026 18:19:46 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Unfortunately, no one would come to my funeral. on Mon, 04 May 2026 00:26:13 GMT]]>@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon When it comes to attending funerals, I follow Yogi Berra's advice. He is purported to have said, "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."

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They're gonna be too busy pissing on my grave after drinking all the MAGA KoolAid

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That can be re-translated back into “my elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings saying: “you'll be next”. They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same thing at funerals”.

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