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  • loren@flipping.rocksL loren@flipping.rocks

    Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation

    alterelefant@mastodontech.deA This user is from outside of this forum
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    @loren
    In all honesty I always call it vaporware.

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    • loren@flipping.rocksL loren@flipping.rocks

      Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation

      antoni@masto.ptA This user is from outside of this forum
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      @loren Make it rain! 🌧️

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      • seabass@social.seabass.systemsS seabass@social.seabass.systems

        Have you purchased a selection of distinct items, which is a subset of items you already had? If so, you may be entitled to combination

        @dpnash @loren

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        @seabass @dpnash @loren
        Have you got a superior attitude due to having accumulated an excessive quantity of wealth? If so, you may be entitled to condescension.

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        • highlandlawyer@mastodon.socialH highlandlawyer@mastodon.social

          @seabass @dpnash @loren
          Have you got a superior attitude due to having accumulated an excessive quantity of wealth? If so, you may be entitled to condescension.

          patrislav@chaos.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
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          @HighlandLawyer Do you have multiple kittens? If so, you may be entitled to concatenation
          @seabass @dpnash @loren

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          • loren@flipping.rocksL loren@flipping.rocks

            Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation

            ukeleleeric@mstdn.socialU This user is from outside of this forum
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            @loren You're a king, as you certainly reign with this pun.

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            • loren@flipping.rocksL loren@flipping.rocks

              Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation

              daz@floss.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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              @loren have you made a really good pun recently? You may be entitled to connotation.

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              • loren@flipping.rocksL loren@flipping.rocks

                Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation

                mightybigcar@montereybay.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                @loren you seem to have precipitated a punderstorm.

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                • loren@flipping.rocksL loren@flipping.rocks

                  Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation

                  xs4me2@mastodon.socialX This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @loren πŸ₯³

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                  • patrislav@chaos.socialP patrislav@chaos.social

                    @HighlandLawyer Do you have multiple kittens? If so, you may be entitled to concatenation
                    @seabass @dpnash @loren

                    pionir@masto.bikeP This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @patrislav @HighlandLawyer @seabass @dpnash @loren have you purchased lots of confusing things? You may be entitled to obfuscation

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                    • loren@flipping.rocksL loren@flipping.rocks

                      Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation

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                      @loren 😩

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                      • loren@flipping.rocksL loren@flipping.rocks

                        Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation

                        clouderst@abc.clouderst.xyzC This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @loren hey i ain't condensing to anyone >:3

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                        • loren@flipping.rocksL loren@flipping.rocks

                          Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation

                          feijoa@mastodon.org.ukF This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @loren Top shelf joke πŸ˜™πŸ‘Œ

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                          • pionir@masto.bikeP pionir@masto.bike

                            @patrislav @HighlandLawyer @seabass @dpnash @loren have you purchased lots of confusing things? You may be entitled to obfuscation

                            diffrentcolours@tech.lgbtD This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @Pionir @patrislav @HighlandLawyer @seabass @dpnash @loren Have you purchased fire, only to find it's getting out of hand? You may be entitled to conflagration.

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                            • loren@flipping.rocksL loren@flipping.rocks

                              Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation

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                              @loren

                              confusing messages?
                              You might have a Race Condition.
                              Have you experienced symptoms of

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                              • diffrentcolours@tech.lgbtD diffrentcolours@tech.lgbt

                                @Pionir @patrislav @HighlandLawyer @seabass @dpnash @loren Have you purchased fire, only to find it's getting out of hand? You may be entitled to conflagration.

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                                @diffrentcolours Have you read a bunch of weird puns, each more nonsensical than the previous one? You might be entitled to consternation.

                                @Pionir @patrislav @HighlandLawyer @seabass @dpnash @loren

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                                • loren@flipping.rocksL loren@flipping.rocks

                                  Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation

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                                  @loren did the chicken cross the road after 9/11? It probably did because of correllation.

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                                  • loren@flipping.rocksL loren@flipping.rocks

                                    Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation

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                                    @loren

                                    Have you recently been slightly concerned and wary about something?

                                    You may be entitled to trepidation.

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                                    • loren@flipping.rocksL loren@flipping.rocks

                                      Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation

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                                      @loren πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘

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                                      • diffrentcolours@tech.lgbtD diffrentcolours@tech.lgbt

                                        @Pionir @patrislav @HighlandLawyer @seabass @dpnash @loren Have you purchased fire, only to find it's getting out of hand? You may be entitled to conflagration.

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                                        @diffrentcolours @Pionir @patrislav @HighlandLawyer @seabass @dpnash @loren
                                        Have you purchased a selection of 7" singles, all by different artists who somehow manage to sound the same as each other? Do you have an unused TDK SA90? If so, you may be entitled to make a compilation.

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                                        • loren@flipping.rocksL loren@flipping.rocks

                                          Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation

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                                          @loren thanks, almost sprayed tea all over the table. I needed humour like this 😊

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