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  • dpnash@c.imD dpnash@c.im

    @loren Have you bought a bunch of stars that seem close together in the sky, but many of them actually weren’t close to each other in space? You may be entitled to constellation.

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    Have you purchased a selection of distinct items, which is a subset of items you already had? If so, you may be entitled to combination

    @dpnash @loren

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    • loren@flipping.rocksL loren@flipping.rocks

      Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation

      alterelefant@mastodontech.deA This user is from outside of this forum
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      @loren
      In all honesty I always call it vaporware.

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      • loren@flipping.rocksL loren@flipping.rocks

        Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation

        antoni@masto.ptA This user is from outside of this forum
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        @loren Make it rain! 🌧️

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        • pixelate@tweesecake.socialP pixelate@tweesecake.social shared this topic
        • seabass@social.seabass.systemsS seabass@social.seabass.systems

          Have you purchased a selection of distinct items, which is a subset of items you already had? If so, you may be entitled to combination

          @dpnash @loren

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          @seabass @dpnash @loren
          Have you got a superior attitude due to having accumulated an excessive quantity of wealth? If so, you may be entitled to condescension.

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          • highlandlawyer@mastodon.socialH highlandlawyer@mastodon.social

            @seabass @dpnash @loren
            Have you got a superior attitude due to having accumulated an excessive quantity of wealth? If so, you may be entitled to condescension.

            patrislav@chaos.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
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            @HighlandLawyer Do you have multiple kittens? If so, you may be entitled to concatenation
            @seabass @dpnash @loren

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            • loren@flipping.rocksL loren@flipping.rocks

              Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation

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              @loren You're a king, as you certainly reign with this pun.

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              • loren@flipping.rocksL loren@flipping.rocks

                Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation

                daz@floss.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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                @loren have you made a really good pun recently? You may be entitled to connotation.

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                • loren@flipping.rocksL loren@flipping.rocks

                  Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation

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                  @loren you seem to have precipitated a punderstorm.

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                  • loren@flipping.rocksL loren@flipping.rocks

                    Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation

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                    #12

                    @loren 🥳

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                    • patrislav@chaos.socialP patrislav@chaos.social

                      @HighlandLawyer Do you have multiple kittens? If so, you may be entitled to concatenation
                      @seabass @dpnash @loren

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                      @patrislav @HighlandLawyer @seabass @dpnash @loren have you purchased lots of confusing things? You may be entitled to obfuscation

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                      • loren@flipping.rocksL loren@flipping.rocks

                        Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation

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                        #14

                        @loren 😩

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                        • loren@flipping.rocksL loren@flipping.rocks

                          Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation

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                          @loren hey i ain't condensing to anyone >:3

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                          • loren@flipping.rocksL loren@flipping.rocks

                            Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation

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                            @loren Top shelf joke 😙👌

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                            • pionir@masto.bikeP pionir@masto.bike

                              @patrislav @HighlandLawyer @seabass @dpnash @loren have you purchased lots of confusing things? You may be entitled to obfuscation

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                              @Pionir @patrislav @HighlandLawyer @seabass @dpnash @loren Have you purchased fire, only to find it's getting out of hand? You may be entitled to conflagration.

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                              • loren@flipping.rocksL loren@flipping.rocks

                                Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation

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                                @loren

                                confusing messages?
                                You might have a Race Condition.
                                Have you experienced symptoms of

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                                • diffrentcolours@tech.lgbtD diffrentcolours@tech.lgbt

                                  @Pionir @patrislav @HighlandLawyer @seabass @dpnash @loren Have you purchased fire, only to find it's getting out of hand? You may be entitled to conflagration.

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                                  @diffrentcolours Have you read a bunch of weird puns, each more nonsensical than the previous one? You might be entitled to consternation.

                                  @Pionir @patrislav @HighlandLawyer @seabass @dpnash @loren

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                                  • loren@flipping.rocksL loren@flipping.rocks

                                    Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation

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                                    @loren did the chicken cross the road after 9/11? It probably did because of correllation.

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                                    • loren@flipping.rocksL loren@flipping.rocks

                                      Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation

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                                      @loren

                                      Have you recently been slightly concerned and wary about something?

                                      You may be entitled to trepidation.

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                                      • loren@flipping.rocksL loren@flipping.rocks

                                        Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation

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                                        @loren 👏 👏 👏

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                                        • diffrentcolours@tech.lgbtD diffrentcolours@tech.lgbt

                                          @Pionir @patrislav @HighlandLawyer @seabass @dpnash @loren Have you purchased fire, only to find it's getting out of hand? You may be entitled to conflagration.

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                                          @diffrentcolours @Pionir @patrislav @HighlandLawyer @seabass @dpnash @loren
                                          Have you purchased a selection of 7" singles, all by different artists who somehow manage to sound the same as each other? Do you have an unused TDK SA90? If so, you may be entitled to make a compilation.

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