Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Brite
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (Cyborg)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

CIRCLE WITH A DOT

  1. Home
  2. Uncategorized
  3. If a young person were to ask me ‘what’s the most important thing you’ve learned’ I’m going to say, ‘whenever you feel you have to pee, go.’

If a young person were to ask me ‘what’s the most important thing you’ve learned’ I’m going to say, ‘whenever you feel you have to pee, go.’

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Uncategorized
17 Posts 13 Posters 6 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • skinnylatte@hachyderm.ioS This user is from outside of this forum
    skinnylatte@hachyderm.ioS This user is from outside of this forum
    skinnylatte@hachyderm.io
    wrote last edited by
    #1

    If a young person were to ask me ‘what’s the most important thing you’ve learned’ I’m going to say, ‘whenever you feel you have to pee, go.’

    tunafishtiger@mastodon.onlineT nickgates@friendsofdesoto.socialN brass75@twit.socialB veer66@social.vivaldi.netV theresareason@socialbc.caT 12 Replies Last reply
    0
    • skinnylatte@hachyderm.ioS skinnylatte@hachyderm.io

      If a young person were to ask me ‘what’s the most important thing you’ve learned’ I’m going to say, ‘whenever you feel you have to pee, go.’

      tunafishtiger@mastodon.onlineT This user is from outside of this forum
      tunafishtiger@mastodon.onlineT This user is from outside of this forum
      tunafishtiger@mastodon.online
      wrote last edited by
      #2

      @skinnylatte You forgot to hashtag this #careeradvice, aunty

      1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • skinnylatte@hachyderm.ioS skinnylatte@hachyderm.io

        If a young person were to ask me ‘what’s the most important thing you’ve learned’ I’m going to say, ‘whenever you feel you have to pee, go.’

        nickgates@friendsofdesoto.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
        nickgates@friendsofdesoto.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
        nickgates@friendsofdesoto.social
        wrote last edited by
        #3

        @skinnylatte I feel like this is up there with the 2000 Year Old Man's appreciation of Saran Wrap

        meltedcheese@c.imM 1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • skinnylatte@hachyderm.ioS skinnylatte@hachyderm.io

          If a young person were to ask me ‘what’s the most important thing you’ve learned’ I’m going to say, ‘whenever you feel you have to pee, go.’

          brass75@twit.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
          brass75@twit.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
          brass75@twit.social
          wrote last edited by
          #4

          @skinnylatte first rule of road trips: if we stops we pees.

          1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • skinnylatte@hachyderm.ioS skinnylatte@hachyderm.io

            If a young person were to ask me ‘what’s the most important thing you’ve learned’ I’m going to say, ‘whenever you feel you have to pee, go.’

            veer66@social.vivaldi.netV This user is from outside of this forum
            veer66@social.vivaldi.netV This user is from outside of this forum
            veer66@social.vivaldi.net
            wrote last edited by
            #5

            @skinnylatte I watched a movie in which an ex-prisoner asked for permission to go to the toilet when he worked at a supermarket. It reminds me what I was trained in a primary school.

            1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • skinnylatte@hachyderm.ioS skinnylatte@hachyderm.io

              If a young person were to ask me ‘what’s the most important thing you’ve learned’ I’m going to say, ‘whenever you feel you have to pee, go.’

              theresareason@socialbc.caT This user is from outside of this forum
              theresareason@socialbc.caT This user is from outside of this forum
              theresareason@socialbc.ca
              wrote last edited by
              #6

              @skinnylatte good advice, no joke!

              Sometimes I think about all the historic events in our lifetimes, space travel, Olympic wins, wars, epic performances and wonder "what did they do when they had to go to the bathroom?" Did they plan their food and drink in advance to delay the need?"

              Our biological needs are so significant to our actions but they're almost always hidden in the stories we tell. How many events ended differently because the protagonist was hangry or had to pee really bad?

              meltedcheese@c.imM skinnylatte@hachyderm.ioS 2 Replies Last reply
              0
              • skinnylatte@hachyderm.ioS skinnylatte@hachyderm.io

                If a young person were to ask me ‘what’s the most important thing you’ve learned’ I’m going to say, ‘whenever you feel you have to pee, go.’

                petrillic@hachyderm.ioP This user is from outside of this forum
                petrillic@hachyderm.ioP This user is from outside of this forum
                petrillic@hachyderm.io
                wrote last edited by
                #7

                @skinnylatte the difference between knowledge and wisdom

                1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • skinnylatte@hachyderm.ioS skinnylatte@hachyderm.io

                  If a young person were to ask me ‘what’s the most important thing you’ve learned’ I’m going to say, ‘whenever you feel you have to pee, go.’

                  meltedcheese@c.imM This user is from outside of this forum
                  meltedcheese@c.imM This user is from outside of this forum
                  meltedcheese@c.im
                  wrote last edited by
                  #8

                  @skinnylatte My advice to young men mirrors that. “Believe her. Stop the car.”

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • theresareason@socialbc.caT theresareason@socialbc.ca

                    @skinnylatte good advice, no joke!

                    Sometimes I think about all the historic events in our lifetimes, space travel, Olympic wins, wars, epic performances and wonder "what did they do when they had to go to the bathroom?" Did they plan their food and drink in advance to delay the need?"

                    Our biological needs are so significant to our actions but they're almost always hidden in the stories we tell. How many events ended differently because the protagonist was hangry or had to pee really bad?

                    meltedcheese@c.imM This user is from outside of this forum
                    meltedcheese@c.imM This user is from outside of this forum
                    meltedcheese@c.im
                    wrote last edited by
                    #9

                    @TheresaReason @skinnylatte Really interesting point. I don’t think this has been addressed in any movie, work of literature, or historical record.

                    (This is Mastadon so surely someone will pop up and cite a hieroglyph or Mel Brooks).

                    (I wonder if that’s why it’s called, “The Battle of Waterloo”…)

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • nickgates@friendsofdesoto.socialN nickgates@friendsofdesoto.social

                      @skinnylatte I feel like this is up there with the 2000 Year Old Man's appreciation of Saran Wrap

                      meltedcheese@c.imM This user is from outside of this forum
                      meltedcheese@c.imM This user is from outside of this forum
                      meltedcheese@c.im
                      wrote last edited by
                      #10

                      @NickGates @skinnylatte Mel Brooks. I knew it.

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • theresareason@socialbc.caT theresareason@socialbc.ca

                        @skinnylatte good advice, no joke!

                        Sometimes I think about all the historic events in our lifetimes, space travel, Olympic wins, wars, epic performances and wonder "what did they do when they had to go to the bathroom?" Did they plan their food and drink in advance to delay the need?"

                        Our biological needs are so significant to our actions but they're almost always hidden in the stories we tell. How many events ended differently because the protagonist was hangry or had to pee really bad?

                        skinnylatte@hachyderm.ioS This user is from outside of this forum
                        skinnylatte@hachyderm.ioS This user is from outside of this forum
                        skinnylatte@hachyderm.io
                        wrote last edited by
                        #11

                        @TheresaReason I also think that people who were socialized as young women are often told to put their needs last. So much BS like ‘only going at the right time’ or ‘when no one can see me’ or just generally feeling like your needs don’t matter.

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • skinnylatte@hachyderm.ioS skinnylatte@hachyderm.io

                          If a young person were to ask me ‘what’s the most important thing you’ve learned’ I’m going to say, ‘whenever you feel you have to pee, go.’

                          flauschtext@mastodon.deF This user is from outside of this forum
                          flauschtext@mastodon.deF This user is from outside of this forum
                          flauschtext@mastodon.de
                          wrote last edited by
                          #12

                          @skinnylatte wise words

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • skinnylatte@hachyderm.ioS skinnylatte@hachyderm.io

                            If a young person were to ask me ‘what’s the most important thing you’ve learned’ I’m going to say, ‘whenever you feel you have to pee, go.’

                            shansterable@ohai.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                            shansterable@ohai.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                            shansterable@ohai.social
                            wrote last edited by
                            #13

                            @skinnylatte
                            If I spot a public restroom, I go in to pee, even if I don't think I need to pee.

                            Spoiler alert: I always pee. I always have pee in me.

                            skinnylatte@hachyderm.ioS 1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • skinnylatte@hachyderm.ioS skinnylatte@hachyderm.io

                              If a young person were to ask me ‘what’s the most important thing you’ve learned’ I’m going to say, ‘whenever you feel you have to pee, go.’

                              lydialurch@mastodon.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
                              lydialurch@mastodon.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
                              lydialurch@mastodon.social
                              wrote last edited by
                              #14

                              @skinnylatte This! Drink water. Make pee. Write this down, kiddies.

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • skinnylatte@hachyderm.ioS skinnylatte@hachyderm.io

                                If a young person were to ask me ‘what’s the most important thing you’ve learned’ I’m going to say, ‘whenever you feel you have to pee, go.’

                                moelassus@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
                                moelassus@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
                                moelassus@mastodon.social
                                wrote last edited by
                                #15

                                @skinnylatte #wisdom

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • skinnylatte@hachyderm.ioS skinnylatte@hachyderm.io

                                  If a young person were to ask me ‘what’s the most important thing you’ve learned’ I’m going to say, ‘whenever you feel you have to pee, go.’

                                  paperposts@masto.paperposts.meP This user is from outside of this forum
                                  paperposts@masto.paperposts.meP This user is from outside of this forum
                                  paperposts@masto.paperposts.me
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #16

                                  @skinnylatte that reminds me, there's a grave in Coalville UK (seen by partner IRL) that has :
                                  Wherever you may be
                                  let the wind go free
                                  for it was the wind
                                  that killeth me

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • shansterable@ohai.socialS shansterable@ohai.social

                                    @skinnylatte
                                    If I spot a public restroom, I go in to pee, even if I don't think I need to pee.

                                    Spoiler alert: I always pee. I always have pee in me.

                                    skinnylatte@hachyderm.ioS This user is from outside of this forum
                                    skinnylatte@hachyderm.ioS This user is from outside of this forum
                                    skinnylatte@hachyderm.io
                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #17

                                    @shansterable same

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    Reply
                                    • Reply as topic
                                    Log in to reply
                                    • Oldest to Newest
                                    • Newest to Oldest
                                    • Most Votes


                                    • Login

                                    • Login or register to search.
                                    • First post
                                      Last post
                                    0
                                    • Categories
                                    • Recent
                                    • Tags
                                    • Popular
                                    • World
                                    • Users
                                    • Groups