If a young person were to ask me ‘what’s the most important thing you’ve learned’ I’m going to say, ‘whenever you feel you have to pee, go.’
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If a young person were to ask me ‘what’s the most important thing you’ve learned’ I’m going to say, ‘whenever you feel you have to pee, go.’
@skinnylatte My advice to young men mirrors that. “Believe her. Stop the car.”
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@skinnylatte good advice, no joke!
Sometimes I think about all the historic events in our lifetimes, space travel, Olympic wins, wars, epic performances and wonder "what did they do when they had to go to the bathroom?" Did they plan their food and drink in advance to delay the need?"
Our biological needs are so significant to our actions but they're almost always hidden in the stories we tell. How many events ended differently because the protagonist was hangry or had to pee really bad?
@TheresaReason @skinnylatte Really interesting point. I don’t think this has been addressed in any movie, work of literature, or historical record.
(This is Mastadon so surely someone will pop up and cite a hieroglyph or Mel Brooks).
(I wonder if that’s why it’s called, “The Battle of Waterloo”…)
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@skinnylatte I feel like this is up there with the 2000 Year Old Man's appreciation of Saran Wrap
@NickGates @skinnylatte Mel Brooks. I knew it.
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@skinnylatte good advice, no joke!
Sometimes I think about all the historic events in our lifetimes, space travel, Olympic wins, wars, epic performances and wonder "what did they do when they had to go to the bathroom?" Did they plan their food and drink in advance to delay the need?"
Our biological needs are so significant to our actions but they're almost always hidden in the stories we tell. How many events ended differently because the protagonist was hangry or had to pee really bad?
@TheresaReason I also think that people who were socialized as young women are often told to put their needs last. So much BS like ‘only going at the right time’ or ‘when no one can see me’ or just generally feeling like your needs don’t matter.
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If a young person were to ask me ‘what’s the most important thing you’ve learned’ I’m going to say, ‘whenever you feel you have to pee, go.’
@skinnylatte wise words
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If a young person were to ask me ‘what’s the most important thing you’ve learned’ I’m going to say, ‘whenever you feel you have to pee, go.’
@skinnylatte
If I spot a public restroom, I go in to pee, even if I don't think I need to pee.Spoiler alert: I always pee. I always have pee in me.
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If a young person were to ask me ‘what’s the most important thing you’ve learned’ I’m going to say, ‘whenever you feel you have to pee, go.’
@skinnylatte This! Drink water. Make pee. Write this down, kiddies.
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If a young person were to ask me ‘what’s the most important thing you’ve learned’ I’m going to say, ‘whenever you feel you have to pee, go.’
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If a young person were to ask me ‘what’s the most important thing you’ve learned’ I’m going to say, ‘whenever you feel you have to pee, go.’
@skinnylatte that reminds me, there's a grave in Coalville UK (seen by partner IRL) that has :
Wherever you may be
let the wind go free
for it was the wind
that killeth me -
@skinnylatte
If I spot a public restroom, I go in to pee, even if I don't think I need to pee.Spoiler alert: I always pee. I always have pee in me.
