its the linux police , im gonna have to check if your distro is fiore-taste compliant , maam

[mer@yourwalls.today]

@fiore what if I answered w7 enterprise LTSC, last updates disabled, bblean desktop environment

[fiore@brain.worm.pink]

@mer@yourwalls.today desktop so good ive never even heard of it

[coolbean@brain.worm.pink]

@fiore @mer its blackbox for windows wtf

[chjara@akko.tuxcrafting.xyz]

@fiore Surely the GNU operating system passes.

[shani@cuties.social]

@fiore hey, the kernel is theoretically even posix compliant.
and teams breaks my soundcard sometimes.
windows today feels like linux back in the days, when things just brake when looked wrongly at.

[fiore@brain.worm.pink]

@chjara@akko.tuxcrafting.xyz vaporware

[tisanae@brain.worm.pink]

@coolbean @fiore and gentoo with a custom profile that's basically hardened-musl (musl + gcc libc++) + features/desktop, using clang as a system compiler with O3 on some categories of packages and thinlto on select packages (plus im trying polyhedral optimzations with polly these days), deblob the post unpack hook and a custom script to find any agent.md-like in the distfiles + a hand written package.mask/slop

[mer@yourwalls.today]

@fiore technically I have an install of that laying around on a laptop with a broken screen so I wasnt lying but I havent used it in ages
it's absolute peak hipsterware tho

[nagirin@heckin.how]

@fiore arch with kde please don't kill me

[fiore@brain.worm.pink]

@shani@cuties.social so much fun

[chjara@akko.tuxcrafting.xyz]

@fiore But Guix does exist…

[fiore@brain.worm.pink]

@mer@yourwalls.today love it holy shit

[fiore@brain.worm.pink]

@nagirin@heckin.how LASER BEAM !

[fiore@brain.worm.pink]

@chjara@akko.tuxcrafting.xyz is that so

[coolbean@brain.worm.pink]

@fiore @chjara what kernel

[chjara@akko.tuxcrafting.xyz]

@coolbean @fiore I wish I could use the Hurd but alas.

[fiore@brain.worm.pink]

@chjara@akko.tuxcrafting.xyz @coolbean vapoware vaporware vaporware

[chjara@akko.tuxcrafting.xyz]

@fiore @coolbean You're gonna be singing a different tune when Guix can run on 2026 hardware in three decades.

[dangerdyke@social.translunar.academy]

@chjara@akko.tuxcrafting.xyz @coolbean@brain.worm.pink @fiore@brain.worm.pink l mean doesnt it run on 2026 hardware now? it can even run on apple silicon using an asahi kernel channel

[fiore@brain.worm.pink]

@dangerdyke@translunar.academy @chjara@akko.tuxcrafting.xyz @coolbean nothing matters , its not "the gnu os" if its not running hurd , but hurd does not exist , so there is no such thing as a "gnu os"