its the linux police , im gonna have to check if your distro is fiore-taste compliant , maam

[fiore@brain.worm.pink]

@chjara@akko.tuxcrafting.xyz vaporware

[tisanae@brain.worm.pink]

@coolbean @fiore and gentoo with a custom profile that's basically hardened-musl (musl + gcc libc++) + features/desktop, using clang as a system compiler with O3 on some categories of packages and thinlto on select packages (plus im trying polyhedral optimzations with polly these days), deblob the post unpack hook and a custom script to find any agent.md-like in the distfiles + a hand written package.mask/slop

[mer@yourwalls.today]

@fiore technically I have an install of that laying around on a laptop with a broken screen so I wasnt lying but I havent used it in ages
it's absolute peak hipsterware tho

[nagirin@heckin.how]

@fiore arch with kde please don't kill me

[fiore@brain.worm.pink]

@shani@cuties.social so much fun

[chjara@akko.tuxcrafting.xyz]

@fiore But Guix does exist…

[fiore@brain.worm.pink]

@mer@yourwalls.today love it holy shit

[fiore@brain.worm.pink]

@nagirin@heckin.how LASER BEAM !

[fiore@brain.worm.pink]

@chjara@akko.tuxcrafting.xyz is that so

[coolbean@brain.worm.pink]

@fiore @chjara what kernel

[chjara@akko.tuxcrafting.xyz]

@coolbean @fiore I wish I could use the Hurd but alas.

[fiore@brain.worm.pink]

@chjara@akko.tuxcrafting.xyz @coolbean vapoware vaporware vaporware

[chjara@akko.tuxcrafting.xyz]

@fiore @coolbean You're gonna be singing a different tune when Guix can run on 2026 hardware in three decades.

[dangerdyke@social.translunar.academy]

@chjara@akko.tuxcrafting.xyz @coolbean@brain.worm.pink @fiore@brain.worm.pink l mean doesnt it run on 2026 hardware now? it can even run on apple silicon using an asahi kernel channel

[fiore@brain.worm.pink]

@dangerdyke@translunar.academy @chjara@akko.tuxcrafting.xyz @coolbean nothing matters , its not "the gnu os" if its not running hurd , but hurd does not exist , so there is no such thing as a "gnu os"

[rusty__shackleford@mastodon.social]

@fiore
Oh Lord, uh, Debian 13? With kde plasma? I'll go to the shame corner?

[monkey@greatape.casa]

@fiore 32 bit alpine on an ancient netbook - tty only

[kirby@netzsphaere.xyz]

@fiore arch linux

[coolbean@brain.worm.pink]

@kirby @fiore get molten by an orbital laser

[fiore@brain.worm.pink]

@rusty__shackleford@mastodon.social laser beam