Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J.

[ml@social.mitexleo.one]

@MostlyHarmless So, I can't call him J. Edgar Boozer.

Okay! Fine. I won't call him J. Edgar Boozer.

I don't want him to make him feel bad by calling J. Edgar Boozer.

No one should call him J. Edgar Boozer.

[gimulnautti@mastodon.green]

@MostlyHarmless We’re lucky fascists always manage to discredit themselves by being such buffoons!

[francoisprague@mastodon.social]

@MostlyHarmless the Federal Bureau of Intoxication as Conway wrote in a post.

[flowerpot@mas.to]

@MostlyHarmless That is the best moniker I've heard him called so far. 10/10

[pliny@tech.lgbt]

@MostlyHarmless Given how shockingly insecure he is about his masculinity - I feel J. Edna Boozer might also be effective.

[somekindofgarf@kind.social]

@MostlyHarmless The J is for Jmisappropriating funds and authority

[noortjevee@mstdn.social]

@MostlyHarmless J. Edgar Boozer can bring it, i have some old booze bottles he can have

[muddle@infosec.exchange]

@MostlyHarmless "J. Edgar Boozer... the king is alive!"

(Gil Scott-Heron, CH3CH2OH-blues (with apologies))

[guillotine_jones@beige.party]

@MostlyHarmless
J Edgar Boozer as a name for Kash Patel works fine for me.
Especially if Patel doesn't like it.
He should just be glad that he doesn't have sex with sofas like JD Vance does.

[crystal_fish_caves@mstdn.party]

@FrancoisPrague @MostlyHarmless so is alcoholism a Gop job requirement or just a perk?
There was a report the toddler tyrant hires idiots on purpose (it would be statistically improbable to hire so many by accident) he thinks they make him look smart (not possible) by comparison + he has reason to terminate pre loaded. Getting good people to do a good job? Not an option apparently.

[paulnickson@mastodon.social]

@MostlyHarmless Ooops.

[sylkykat@mstdn.social]

@MostlyHarmless I just saw a post from George Takei calling Patel #JEdgarBoozer .