<![CDATA[Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J.]]>Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. Edgar Boozer.”
It would be a real shame if this went viral.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/f0ef20f9-604c-4380-89d9-a79c78a61ef8/kash-patel-is-reportedly-furious-and-threatening-to-sue-anyone-who-calls-him-j.RSS for NodeThu, 30 Apr 2026 19:17:47 GMTWed, 22 Apr 2026 22:55:06 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 00:49:18 GMT]]>@MostlyHarmless I just saw a post from George Takei calling Patel .

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Sylkykat/statuses/116456931882959104https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Sylkykat/statuses/116456931882959104Fri, 24 Apr 2026 00:49:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 14:56:07 GMT]]>@MostlyHarmless Ooops.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/PaulNickson/statuses/116454599379563515https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/PaulNickson/statuses/116454599379563515Thu, 23 Apr 2026 14:56:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 11:40:43 GMT]]>@FrancoisPrague @MostlyHarmless so is alcoholism a Gop job requirement or just a perk?
There was a report the toddler tyrant hires idiots on purpose (it would be statistically improbable to hire so many by accident) he thinks they make him look smart (not possible) by comparison + he has reason to terminate pre loaded. Getting good people to do a good job? Not an option apparently.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.party/users/Crystal_Fish_Caves/statuses/116453831025463858https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.party/users/Crystal_Fish_Caves/statuses/116453831025463858Thu, 23 Apr 2026 11:40:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 07:05:11 GMT]]>@MostlyHarmless
J Edgar Boozer as a name for Kash Patel works fine for me.
Especially if Patel doesn't like it.
He should just be glad that he doesn't have sex with sofas like JD Vance does.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/Guillotine_Jones/statuses/116452747586173521https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/Guillotine_Jones/statuses/116452747586173521Thu, 23 Apr 2026 07:05:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 06:10:34 GMT]]>@MostlyHarmless "J. Edgar Boozer... the king is alive!"

(Gil Scott-Heron, CH3CH2OH-blues (with apologies))

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/muddle/statuses/116452532867859153https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/muddle/statuses/116452532867859153Thu, 23 Apr 2026 06:10:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 05:44:20 GMT]]>@MostlyHarmless J. Edgar Boozer can bring it, i have some old booze bottles he can have

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Noortjevee/statuses/116452429712479486https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Noortjevee/statuses/116452429712479486Thu, 23 Apr 2026 05:44:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 05:29:13 GMT]]>@MostlyHarmless The J is for Jmisappropriating funds and authority

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kind.social/users/somekindofgarf/statuses/116452370259850252https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kind.social/users/somekindofgarf/statuses/116452370259850252Thu, 23 Apr 2026 05:29:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 05:25:45 GMT]]>@MostlyHarmless Given how shockingly insecure he is about his masculinity - I feel J. Edna Boozer might also be effective.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/pliny/statuses/116452356605382066https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/pliny/statuses/116452356605382066Thu, 23 Apr 2026 05:25:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 04:59:55 GMT]]>@MostlyHarmless That is the best moniker I've heard him called so far. 10/10

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/flowerpot/statuses/116452255033739234https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/flowerpot/statuses/116452255033739234Thu, 23 Apr 2026 04:59:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 04:19:58 GMT]]>@MostlyHarmless the Federal Bureau of Intoxication as Conway wrote in a post.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/FrancoisPrague/statuses/116452097951388322https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/FrancoisPrague/statuses/116452097951388322Thu, 23 Apr 2026 04:19:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 04:18:30 GMT]]>@MostlyHarmless We’re lucky fascists always manage to discredit themselves by being such buffoons!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.green/users/gimulnautti/statuses/116452092165391424https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.green/users/gimulnautti/statuses/116452092165391424Thu, 23 Apr 2026 04:18:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 03:05:52 GMT]]>@MostlyHarmless So, I can't call him J. Edgar Boozer.

Okay! Fine. I won't call him J. Edgar Boozer.

I don't want him to make him feel bad by calling J. Edgar Boozer.

No one should call him J. Edgar Boozer.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.mitexleo.one/users/ml/statuses/116451806555636605https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.mitexleo.one/users/ml/statuses/116451806555636605Thu, 23 Apr 2026 03:05:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 02:54:23 GMT]]>@MostlyHarmless
Touchy! That's not *nearly* as mean as "J. Edgar Closet."

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115795242266768404/statuses/116451761395644905https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115795242266768404/statuses/116451761395644905Thu, 23 Apr 2026 02:54:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 02:44:56 GMT]]>@Su_G @not2b @MostlyHarmless Jep. It's on the air already: https://open.spotify.com/episode/3mAl6AAgAOlfwmh7YeVZ4I

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.tchncs.de/users/dazzr/statuses/116451724261004288https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.tchncs.de/users/dazzr/statuses/116451724261004288Thu, 23 Apr 2026 02:44:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 02:36:13 GMT]]>@MostlyHarmless somehow, i don't think drinking alcohol is the worst thing he's done, nor will he give a single fuck if you say that about him. alcoholics in recovery will hear that you don't care about them, though.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/burnitdown/statuses/116451689984953006https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/burnitdown/statuses/116451689984953006Thu, 23 Apr 2026 02:36:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 02:21:48 GMT]]>@MostlyHarmless Still, it's a cute joke and deserves a try. Boost!, eh, Booze!

Just my humour. Like it as much as Whiskey Pete. Such personalities. And they're even coming from the same MAGA shop.

Look around in the media - this thingy is really taking off: https://thehalfwaypost.medium.com/kash-patel-is-furious-everyone-is-calling-him-j-edgar-boozer-884012f4fa53

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.tchncs.de/users/dazzr/statuses/116451633277066378https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.tchncs.de/users/dazzr/statuses/116451633277066378Thu, 23 Apr 2026 02:21:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 02:04:52 GMT]]>@MostlyHarmless my buddy also taught me Howard Nutlick, which makes me giggle.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ottawa.place/users/antonio106/statuses/116451566711751843https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ottawa.place/users/antonio106/statuses/116451566711751843Thu, 23 Apr 2026 02:04:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 01:52:22 GMT]]>@MostlyHarmless

Such a shame we can’t say J. Edgar Boozer.

J. Edgar Boozer is so fitting

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.world/users/HamonWry/statuses/116451517541411339https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.world/users/HamonWry/statuses/116451517541411339Thu, 23 Apr 2026 01:52:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 01:50:01 GMT]]>@MostlyHarmless
Are you referring to the Director of the Federal Bureau of Intoxication?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ioc.exchange/users/JayElbey/statuses/116451508320005918https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ioc.exchange/users/JayElbey/statuses/116451508320005918Thu, 23 Apr 2026 01:50:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 01:42:47 GMT]]>We need a hashtag!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sfba.social/users/ildiavolorosso/statuses/116451479876294360https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sfba.social/users/ildiavolorosso/statuses/116451479876294360Thu, 23 Apr 2026 01:42:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 01:13:48 GMT]]>@faraiwe @chrisnelsonsdog

Nah there are a lot of ordinary people named Bartels/Bartles, no need to drag them into this.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/eestileib/statuses/116451365939939007https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/eestileib/statuses/116451365939939007Thu, 23 Apr 2026 01:13:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 00:52:27 GMT]]>@MostlyHarmless Looks like Google's AI Overview knows that it is Kash's nickname now. So, already viral.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sfba.social/users/not2b/statuses/116451281968351969https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sfba.social/users/not2b/statuses/116451281968351969Thu, 23 Apr 2026 00:52:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 00:37:33 GMT]]>@MostlyHarmless wups

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/staringatclouds/statuses/116451223391887820https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/staringatclouds/statuses/116451223391887820Thu, 23 Apr 2026 00:37:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 00:31:55 GMT]]>@AnguaDelphine @MostlyHarmless oops, silly me

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/Jam123/statuses/116451201227343550https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/Jam123/statuses/116451201227343550Thu, 23 Apr 2026 00:31:55 GMT