Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J.

[eestileib@tech.lgbt]

@faraiwe @chrisnelsonsdog

Nah there are a lot of ordinary people named Bartels/Bartles, no need to drag them into this.

[ildiavolorosso@sfba.social]

We need a hashtag!

#JEdgarBoozer

[jayelbey@ioc.exchange]

@MostlyHarmless
Are you referring to the Director of the Federal Bureau of Intoxication?

[hamonwry@mastodon.world]

@MostlyHarmless

Such a shame we can’t say J. Edgar Boozer.

J. Edgar Boozer is so fitting

[antonio106@ottawa.place]

@MostlyHarmless my buddy also taught me Howard Nutlick, which makes me giggle.

[dazzr@social.tchncs.de]

@MostlyHarmless Still, it's a cute joke and deserves a try. Boost!, eh, Booze!

Just my humour. Like it as much as Whiskey Pete. Such personalities. And they're even coming from the same MAGA shop.

Look around in the media - this thingy is really taking off: https://thehalfwaypost.medium.com/kash-patel-is-furious-everyone-is-calling-him-j-edgar-boozer-884012f4fa53

#JEdgarBoozer

[burnitdown@beige.party]

@MostlyHarmless somehow, i don't think drinking alcohol is the worst thing he's done, nor will he give a single fuck if you say that about him. alcoholics in recovery will hear that you don't care about them, though.

[dazzr@social.tchncs.de]

@Su_G @not2b @MostlyHarmless Jep. It's on the air already: https://open.spotify.com/episode/3mAl6AAgAOlfwmh7YeVZ4I

#JEdgarBoozer

[katalogeur@mastodon.social]

@MostlyHarmless
Touchy! That's not *nearly* as mean as "J. Edgar Closet."

[ml@social.mitexleo.one]

@MostlyHarmless So, I can't call him J. Edgar Boozer.

Okay! Fine. I won't call him J. Edgar Boozer.

I don't want him to make him feel bad by calling J. Edgar Boozer.

No one should call him J. Edgar Boozer.

[gimulnautti@mastodon.green]

@MostlyHarmless We’re lucky fascists always manage to discredit themselves by being such buffoons!

[francoisprague@mastodon.social]

@MostlyHarmless the Federal Bureau of Intoxication as Conway wrote in a post.

[flowerpot@mas.to]

@MostlyHarmless That is the best moniker I've heard him called so far. 10/10

[pliny@tech.lgbt]

@MostlyHarmless Given how shockingly insecure he is about his masculinity - I feel J. Edna Boozer might also be effective.

[somekindofgarf@kind.social]

@MostlyHarmless The J is for Jmisappropriating funds and authority

[noortjevee@mstdn.social]

@MostlyHarmless J. Edgar Boozer can bring it, i have some old booze bottles he can have

[muddle@infosec.exchange]

@MostlyHarmless "J. Edgar Boozer... the king is alive!"

(Gil Scott-Heron, CH3CH2OH-blues (with apologies))

[guillotine_jones@beige.party]

@MostlyHarmless
J Edgar Boozer as a name for Kash Patel works fine for me.
Especially if Patel doesn't like it.
He should just be glad that he doesn't have sex with sofas like JD Vance does.

[crystal_fish_caves@mstdn.party]

@FrancoisPrague @MostlyHarmless so is alcoholism a Gop job requirement or just a perk?
There was a report the toddler tyrant hires idiots on purpose (it would be statistically improbable to hire so many by accident) he thinks they make him look smart (not possible) by comparison + he has reason to terminate pre loaded. Getting good people to do a good job? Not an option apparently.

[paulnickson@mastodon.social]

@MostlyHarmless Ooops.