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  3. So some kind of jitter caused Mastodon's notifications column to briefly believe a notification I received was received in the future, causing whatever humanized-datetime library Mastodon uses to display this somewhat ominous message

So some kind of jitter caused Mastodon's notifications column to briefly believe a notification I received was received in the future, causing whatever humanized-datetime library Mastodon uses to display this somewhat ominous message

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  • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

    So some kind of jitter caused Mastodon's notifications column to briefly believe a notification I received was received in the future, causing whatever humanized-datetime library Mastodon uses to display this somewhat ominous message

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    poppyhaze@girlcock.clubP This user is from outside of this forum
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    @mcc sorry, I’m posting from the anomaly

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    • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

      So some kind of jitter caused Mastodon's notifications column to briefly believe a notification I received was received in the future, causing whatever humanized-datetime library Mastodon uses to display this somewhat ominous message

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      #6

      @mcc Haha 😄
      "You still have time... but not much..."

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      • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

        So some kind of jitter caused Mastodon's notifications column to briefly believe a notification I received was received in the future, causing whatever humanized-datetime library Mastodon uses to display this somewhat ominous message

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        @mcc
        ‘Moments Remaining’ is a great band name. 🤣

        @Lazarou

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        • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

          So some kind of jitter caused Mastodon's notifications column to briefly believe a notification I received was received in the future, causing whatever humanized-datetime library Mastodon uses to display this somewhat ominous message

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          @mcc oh yeah! I had this bug coupled with another bug where it showed the same profile as favoriting something twice. It was funny to see

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          • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

            So some kind of jitter caused Mastodon's notifications column to briefly believe a notification I received was received in the future, causing whatever humanized-datetime library Mastodon uses to display this somewhat ominous message

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            #9

            This is now fixed in mastodon/mastodon git HEAD, and the PR to fix it also is vaguely portentous

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            eramdam@social.erambert.meE jplebreton@mastodon.socialJ estelle@mstdn.socialE klara@wandering.shopK orb2069@mastodon.onlineO 7 Replies Last reply
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            • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

              This is now fixed in mastodon/mastodon git HEAD, and the PR to fix it also is vaguely portentous

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              @mcc weirdly hopeful

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              • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                This is now fixed in mastodon/mastodon git HEAD, and the PR to fix it also is vaguely portentous

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                #11

                @mcc sarah connor carving "SOME FATE" into a table

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                • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                  This is now fixed in mastodon/mastodon git HEAD, and the PR to fix it also is vaguely portentous

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                  #12

                  @mcc pr says hasFuture but pfp says ALL WE HAVE IS NOW, really makes you think,

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                  • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                    This is now fixed in mastodon/mastodon git HEAD, and the PR to fix it also is vaguely portentous

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                    #13

                    @mcc Between that and the username and the avatar this really sounds like some out-of-context bit from a Square JRPG, maybe PS2 era? Stuff that's said towards the end and that doesn't really make sense but is clearly meant to be very hopeful and optimistic.

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                    • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                      So some kind of jitter caused Mastodon's notifications column to briefly believe a notification I received was received in the future, causing whatever humanized-datetime library Mastodon uses to display this somewhat ominous message

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                      #14

                      @mcc This reminds me of the German Snapple skit from Calvin and Habs. 😂

                      https://youtube.com/shorts/6mDmdssPCws

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                      • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                        So some kind of jitter caused Mastodon's notifications column to briefly believe a notification I received was received in the future, causing whatever humanized-datetime library Mastodon uses to display this somewhat ominous message

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                        #15

                        @mcc It knows things!

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                        • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                          This is now fixed in mastodon/mastodon git HEAD, and the PR to fix it also is vaguely portentous

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                          @mcc

                          the TVA has filled the fix.

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                          • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                            This is now fixed in mastodon/mastodon git HEAD, and the PR to fix it also is vaguely portentous

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                            #17

                            @mcc Congrats to Mastodon on her transition

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                            • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                              This is now fixed in mastodon/mastodon git HEAD, and the PR to fix it also is vaguely portentous

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                              @mcc the user avatar saying ALL WE HAVE IS NOW doesn't help with the temporal confusion there.
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