<![CDATA[So some kind of jitter caused Mastodon's notifications column to briefly believe a notification I received was received in the future, causing whatever humanized-datetime library Mastodon uses to display this somewhat ominous message]]>So some kind of jitter caused Mastodon's notifications column to briefly believe a notification I received was received in the future, causing whatever humanized-datetime library Mastodon uses to display this somewhat ominous message

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/eb8095fb-25b7-4543-a5db-da76af21675e/so-some-kind-of-jitter-caused-mastodon-s-notifications-column-to-briefly-believe-a-notification-i-received-was-received-in-the-future-causing-whatever-humanized-datetime-library-mastodon-uses-to-display-this-somewhat-ominous-messageRSS for NodeThu, 16 Apr 2026 02:31:37 GMTTue, 14 Apr 2026 18:00:07 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to So some kind of jitter caused Mastodon's notifications column to briefly believe a notification I received was received in the future, causing whatever humanized-datetime library Mastodon uses to display this somewhat ominous message on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 17:12:38 GMT]]>@mcc the user avatar saying ALL WE HAVE IS NOW doesn't help with the temporal confusion there.]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://distraction.party/objects/85631857-fc3d-4cd3-b95a-41cd5a091061https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://distraction.party/objects/85631857-fc3d-4cd3-b95a-41cd5a091061Wed, 15 Apr 2026 17:12:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to So some kind of jitter caused Mastodon's notifications column to briefly believe a notification I received was received in the future, causing whatever humanized-datetime library Mastodon uses to display this somewhat ominous message on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 17:07:16 GMT]]>@mcc Congrats to Mastodon on her transition

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/h0m54r/statuses/116409816613779012https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/h0m54r/statuses/116409816613779012Wed, 15 Apr 2026 17:07:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to So some kind of jitter caused Mastodon's notifications column to briefly believe a notification I received was received in the future, causing whatever humanized-datetime library Mastodon uses to display this somewhat ominous message on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:44:33 GMT]]>@mcc

the TVA has filled the fix.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/Orb2069/statuses/116409727264399197https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/Orb2069/statuses/116409727264399197Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:44:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to So some kind of jitter caused Mastodon's notifications column to briefly believe a notification I received was received in the future, causing whatever humanized-datetime library Mastodon uses to display this somewhat ominous message on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:44:06 GMT]]>@mcc It knows things!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.moimeme.ca/users/EdwinG/statuses/116409725537649864https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.moimeme.ca/users/EdwinG/statuses/116409725537649864Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:44:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to So some kind of jitter caused Mastodon's notifications column to briefly believe a notification I received was received in the future, causing whatever humanized-datetime library Mastodon uses to display this somewhat ominous message on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:44:06 GMT]]>@mcc This reminds me of the German Snapple skit from Calvin and Habs. 😂

https://youtube.com/shorts/6mDmdssPCws

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/vwbusguy/statuses/116409725522798794https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/vwbusguy/statuses/116409725522798794Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:44:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to So some kind of jitter caused Mastodon's notifications column to briefly believe a notification I received was received in the future, causing whatever humanized-datetime library Mastodon uses to display this somewhat ominous message on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:35:18 GMT]]>@mcc Between that and the username and the avatar this really sounds like some out-of-context bit from a Square JRPG, maybe PS2 era? Stuff that's said towards the end and that doesn't really make sense but is clearly meant to be very hopeful and optimistic.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wandering.shop/users/klara/statuses/116409690936109674https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wandering.shop/users/klara/statuses/116409690936109674Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:35:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to So some kind of jitter caused Mastodon's notifications column to briefly believe a notification I received was received in the future, causing whatever humanized-datetime library Mastodon uses to display this somewhat ominous message on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:28:29 GMT]]>@mcc pr says hasFuture but pfp says ALL WE HAVE IS NOW, really makes you think,

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/estelle/statuses/116409664132364552https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/estelle/statuses/116409664132364552Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:28:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to So some kind of jitter caused Mastodon's notifications column to briefly believe a notification I received was received in the future, causing whatever humanized-datetime library Mastodon uses to display this somewhat ominous message on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:26:56 GMT]]>@mcc sarah connor carving "SOME FATE" into a table

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jplebreton/statuses/116409658030139492https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jplebreton/statuses/116409658030139492Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:26:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to So some kind of jitter caused Mastodon's notifications column to briefly believe a notification I received was received in the future, causing whatever humanized-datetime library Mastodon uses to display this somewhat ominous message on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:23:13 GMT]]>@mcc weirdly hopeful

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.erambert.me/users/eramdam/statuses/116409643409313755https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.erambert.me/users/eramdam/statuses/116409643409313755Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:23:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to So some kind of jitter caused Mastodon's notifications column to briefly believe a notification I received was received in the future, causing whatever humanized-datetime library Mastodon uses to display this somewhat ominous message on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:20:58 GMT]]>This is now fixed in mastodon/mastodon git HEAD, and the PR to fix it also is vaguely portentous

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/mcc/statuses/116409634539067279https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/mcc/statuses/116409634539067279Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:20:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to So some kind of jitter caused Mastodon's notifications column to briefly believe a notification I received was received in the future, causing whatever humanized-datetime library Mastodon uses to display this somewhat ominous message on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 01:01:37 GMT]]>@mcc oh yeah! I had this bug coupled with another bug where it showed the same profile as favoriting something twice. It was funny to see

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wetdry.world/users/CatAClock/statuses/116406019514839468https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wetdry.world/users/CatAClock/statuses/116406019514839468Wed, 15 Apr 2026 01:01:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to So some kind of jitter caused Mastodon's notifications column to briefly believe a notification I received was received in the future, causing whatever humanized-datetime library Mastodon uses to display this somewhat ominous message on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 20:20:30 GMT]]>@mcc
‘Moments Remaining’ is a great band name. 🤣

@Lazarou

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.fname.ca/ap/users/115918273288342322/statuses/116404914095355607https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.fname.ca/ap/users/115918273288342322/statuses/116404914095355607Tue, 14 Apr 2026 20:20:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to So some kind of jitter caused Mastodon's notifications column to briefly believe a notification I received was received in the future, causing whatever humanized-datetime library Mastodon uses to display this somewhat ominous message on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 19:35:21 GMT]]>@mcc Haha 😄
"You still have time... but not much..."

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://troet.cafe/users/felurx/statuses/116404736556477967https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://troet.cafe/users/felurx/statuses/116404736556477967Tue, 14 Apr 2026 19:35:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to So some kind of jitter caused Mastodon's notifications column to briefly believe a notification I received was received in the future, causing whatever humanized-datetime library Mastodon uses to display this somewhat ominous message on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 18:20:19 GMT]]>@mcc sorry, I’m posting from the anomaly

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://girlcock.club/users/poppyhaze/statuses/116404441564687545https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://girlcock.club/users/poppyhaze/statuses/116404441564687545Tue, 14 Apr 2026 18:20:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to So some kind of jitter caused Mastodon's notifications column to briefly believe a notification I received was received in the future, causing whatever humanized-datetime library Mastodon uses to display this somewhat ominous message on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 18:13:36 GMT]]>@mcc
That's the nice thing about clocks! They're all special and unique!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/Orb2069/statuses/116404415103240574https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/Orb2069/statuses/116404415103240574Tue, 14 Apr 2026 18:13:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to So some kind of jitter caused Mastodon's notifications column to briefly believe a notification I received was received in the future, causing whatever humanized-datetime library Mastodon uses to display this somewhat ominous message on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 18:03:44 GMT]]>RE: https://wetdry.world/@eblu/116333567782636866

@mcc …and so did @eblu

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/GroupNebula563/statuses/116404376334406032https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/GroupNebula563/statuses/116404376334406032Tue, 14 Apr 2026 18:03:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to So some kind of jitter caused Mastodon's notifications column to briefly believe a notification I received was received in the future, causing whatever humanized-datetime library Mastodon uses to display this somewhat ominous message on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 18:02:38 GMT]]>RE: https://mastodon.social/@GroupNebula563/116300469614848880

@mcc I got this as well a while back 😛

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/GroupNebula563/statuses/116404372024700203https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/GroupNebula563/statuses/116404372024700203Tue, 14 Apr 2026 18:02:38 GMT