Sorry folks.

[mindpersephone@spookygirl.boo]

@neil "you may only drink alcohol when standing exactly in the door way."

[be_far@social.treehouse.systems]

@mindpersephone @neil common misconception, that’s actually double illegal

[davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social]

@neil

THAT'S WHY THEY WENT TO THE MOON!

[magnetichuman@cupoftea.social]

@neil I invite the proprietors of this establishment to come try and stop me

[ndw@toot.wales]

@neil I assert that I am outside of those premises and I *can so* consume alcohol. I haven't yet today, but feel free to check back later.

[cppguy@infosec.space]

@neil

Nah, it's fine. The sign says "cannot" rather than "may not" or "must not". Therefore, I can prove it wrong just by having a little wine, quietly and in moderation, with dinner this evening.

[alex@s.datais.me]

@neil it’s sort of awkward to have a drink standing in the doorway

[mileycyrus@matrix.rocks]

@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk WHAT no more British fighting and random violence in the British cities!!

[jaimieserotica@kinkycats.org]

@neil Godammit!

[neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk]

@Jaimieserotica Back to a cup of tea for you, ma'am.