<![CDATA[Sorry folks.]]>Sorry folks. New global alcohol ban has landed.

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/e8ea3f28-498c-46f4-befe-b8d4fa04eb88/sorry-folks.RSS for NodeWed, 08 Apr 2026 22:20:31 GMTSat, 04 Apr 2026 13:21:22 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Sorry folks. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 14:08:58 GMT]]>@Jaimieserotica Back to a cup of tea for you, ma'am.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.neilzone.co.uk/users/neil/statuses/116346830082098218https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.neilzone.co.uk/users/neil/statuses/116346830082098218Sat, 04 Apr 2026 14:08:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sorry folks. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 14:02:14 GMT]]>@neil Godammit!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kinkycats.org/users/Jaimieserotica/statuses/116346803608075754https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kinkycats.org/users/Jaimieserotica/statuses/116346803608075754Sat, 04 Apr 2026 14:02:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sorry folks. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 13:59:41 GMT]]>@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk WHAT no more British fighting and random violence in the British cities!!]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://matrix.rocks/notes/aknyr43hemhttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://matrix.rocks/notes/aknyr43hemSat, 04 Apr 2026 13:59:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sorry folks. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 13:51:50 GMT]]>@neil it’s sort of awkward to have a drink standing in the doorway

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://s.datais.me/users/alex/statuses/116346762719279200https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://s.datais.me/users/alex/statuses/116346762719279200Sat, 04 Apr 2026 13:51:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sorry folks. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 13:50:32 GMT]]>@neil

Nah, it's fine. The sign says "cannot" rather than "may not" or "must not". Therefore, I can prove it wrong just by having a little wine, quietly and in moderation, with dinner this evening.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.space/users/CppGuy/statuses/116346757600116682https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.space/users/CppGuy/statuses/116346757600116682Sat, 04 Apr 2026 13:50:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sorry folks. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 13:46:49 GMT]]>@neil I assert that I am outside of those premises and I *can so* consume alcohol. I haven't yet today, but feel free to check back later.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.wales/users/ndw/statuses/116346742998192579https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.wales/users/ndw/statuses/116346742998192579Sat, 04 Apr 2026 13:46:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sorry folks. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 13:38:32 GMT]]>@neil I invite the proprietors of this establishment to come try and stop me

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/magnetichuman/statuses/116346710431535630https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/magnetichuman/statuses/116346710431535630Sat, 04 Apr 2026 13:38:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sorry folks. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 13:30:34 GMT]]>@neil

THAT'S WHY THEY WENT TO THE MOON!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/davidtheeviloverlord/statuses/116346679111723037https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/davidtheeviloverlord/statuses/116346679111723037Sat, 04 Apr 2026 13:30:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sorry folks. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 13:27:29 GMT]]>@mindpersephone @neil common misconception, that’s actually double illegal

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/be_far/statuses/116346667000392391https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/be_far/statuses/116346667000392391Sat, 04 Apr 2026 13:27:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sorry folks. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 13:24:11 GMT]]>@neil "you may only drink alcohol when standing exactly in the door way."

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://spookygirl.boo/notes/aknxhgdpgubkxvx8https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://spookygirl.boo/notes/aknxhgdpgubkxvx8Sat, 04 Apr 2026 13:24:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sorry folks. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 13:22:07 GMT]]>@neil OSA's out of control

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.dusepo.co.uk/users/Foritus/statuses/116346645847301347https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.dusepo.co.uk/users/Foritus/statuses/116346645847301347Sat, 04 Apr 2026 13:22:07 GMT