Crime in America is OUT OF CONTROL!!!
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Crime in America is OUT OF CONTROL!!!
A “Biscuit Bandit” is being hunted in North Carolina, after the desperado broke into a Popeyes at 5 a.m. and started cooking items from the menu, according to police.
https://www.newsobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article315866111.html?link_source=ta_bluesky_link&taid=6a1181be7aed7a0001922044&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky -
Crime in America is OUT OF CONTROL!!!
A “Biscuit Bandit” is being hunted in North Carolina, after the desperado broke into a Popeyes at 5 a.m. and started cooking items from the menu, according to police.
https://www.newsobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article315866111.html?link_source=ta_bluesky_link&taid=6a1181be7aed7a0001922044&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky@cstross "Nobody ever broke into a Chic-fil-A and stopped to eat" LOL!
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Crime in America is OUT OF CONTROL!!!
A “Biscuit Bandit” is being hunted in North Carolina, after the desperado broke into a Popeyes at 5 a.m. and started cooking items from the menu, according to police.
https://www.newsobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article315866111.html?link_source=ta_bluesky_link&taid=6a1181be7aed7a0001922044&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky@cstross @skinnylatte one of the guys my dad went to high school with (I guess about 50 years ago now) used to break into a local hamburger shop, cook himself dinner and leave before it opened after he got kicked out of his parents’ house
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Crime in America is OUT OF CONTROL!!!
A “Biscuit Bandit” is being hunted in North Carolina, after the desperado broke into a Popeyes at 5 a.m. and started cooking items from the menu, according to police.
https://www.newsobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article315866111.html?link_source=ta_bluesky_link&taid=6a1181be7aed7a0001922044&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky@cstross They are quite tasty.
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Crime in America is OUT OF CONTROL!!!
A “Biscuit Bandit” is being hunted in North Carolina, after the desperado broke into a Popeyes at 5 a.m. and started cooking items from the menu, according to police.
https://www.newsobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article315866111.html?link_source=ta_bluesky_link&taid=6a1181be7aed7a0001922044&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky@cstross Honestly, breaking in at 5 AM just to ship a fresh batch of biscuits sounds exactly like my sleep schedule when a new iOS beta breaks my database sync. Sometimes the urge to deploy is unstoppable.
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Crime in America is OUT OF CONTROL!!!
A “Biscuit Bandit” is being hunted in North Carolina, after the desperado broke into a Popeyes at 5 a.m. and started cooking items from the menu, according to police.
https://www.newsobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article315866111.html?link_source=ta_bluesky_link&taid=6a1181be7aed7a0001922044&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky@cstross oh the horror, the depravity! What kind of sick monster would commit property crime just to eat a little food? The good news, at least, is that all of the poor mom-n-pop business known as Popeyes got a little free advertising via this news story. Take that, you evil, hungry villain!
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Crime in America is OUT OF CONTROL!!!
A “Biscuit Bandit” is being hunted in North Carolina, after the desperado broke into a Popeyes at 5 a.m. and started cooking items from the menu, according to police.
https://www.newsobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article315866111.html?link_source=ta_bluesky_link&taid=6a1181be7aed7a0001922044&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky@cstross Fallen Angels (1995)
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Crime in America is OUT OF CONTROL!!!
A “Biscuit Bandit” is being hunted in North Carolina, after the desperado broke into a Popeyes at 5 a.m. and started cooking items from the menu, according to police.
https://www.newsobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article315866111.html?link_source=ta_bluesky_link&taid=6a1181be7aed7a0001922044&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky@cstross the load-bearing
phrase here is "from the menu". either:
- popeyes is so set up that you can *only* cook items that are on the menu (eg, it's all frozen)
- this is an ex-employee
- this is someone with no imagination whatsoever -
Crime in America is OUT OF CONTROL!!!
A “Biscuit Bandit” is being hunted in North Carolina, after the desperado broke into a Popeyes at 5 a.m. and started cooking items from the menu, according to police.
https://www.newsobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article315866111.html?link_source=ta_bluesky_link&taid=6a1181be7aed7a0001922044&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky@cstross wait! They stuck around long enough to cook the things? Not just a grab and go? Wow!
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Crime in America is OUT OF CONTROL!!!
A “Biscuit Bandit” is being hunted in North Carolina, after the desperado broke into a Popeyes at 5 a.m. and started cooking items from the menu, according to police.
https://www.newsobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article315866111.html?link_source=ta_bluesky_link&taid=6a1181be7aed7a0001922044&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky@cstross I figure this goes under 'shoplifting for necessities' rules, if you thought you saw the Biscuit Bandit, no, you didn't.
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