You're not supposed to use the 2-in-1 shampoo because it violates the Unix philosophy

[doctormo@floss.social]

@argentumcation

water | shampoo && conditioner || main && tail

[saorsa@neondystopia.world]

Systemd, your reliable bleach, detergent, fabric softener, dish soap, hand soap, shampoo, conditioner, mouth wash and hair foam.

@argentumcation@social.treehouse.systems

[georgebaily@mastodon.social]

@argentumcation meanwhile in our household we use soapsystemd for shower, dishes, antifreeze, mouthwash, fabric conditioner, and to add a fresh spritz to the kids' water bottles.

[ozzelot@mstdn.social]

@k1m
that's shampoo9
@argentumcation

[mgorny@social.treehouse.systems]

@argentumcation, /me looks terrified at my vitamin pills.

[cimb4@norden.social]

@w8l @argentumcation @wizzwizz4 based! (get it, cuz soap.. hehe.. well actually that stuff uses detergent, not soap but-)

[hatch_stir@gulp.cafe]

@argentumcation a true Unix purist would never buy a car with an air conditioner in it

[wolf480pl@mstdn.io]

@argentumcation @wizzwizz4
no, it's ffmpeg of showering

[manualcookie@hachyderm.io]

@doctormo @argentumcation don't forget head and potentially cat

[mztx@forcefemm.ing]

@argentumcation you're not supposed to use separate shampoo and shower gel because of liquid deduplication policies

[eru@ice.cream.chitanda.moe]

@argentumcation@social.treehouse.systems those 2-in-1 are pretty crap if you have long hair anyway

[minego@pdx.social]

@argentumcation It's okay if you pipe the shampoo through the conditioner though.

[ruivo@mastodon.social]

@argentumcation correct. Soap in a soap bag for everything. Conditioner and moisturizer are for GUI users. My cats love my sandpaper hands

[nixith@tech.lgbt]

@w8l @argentumcation @wizzwizz4 machinectl clean exists, bathd is already real lmao

[xgranade@wandering.shop]

@argentumcation `head`, not `head`-and-shoulders

[chocolateloverraj@mastodon.social]

@georgebaily @argentumcation it reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTrszcsaCxI&t=0

[mjdxp@labyrinth.zone]

@argentumcation same with these

[mjdxp@labyrinth.zone]

@k1m @argentumcation personally i don't engage with anything that cannot be represented by a file

[ericjames@booping.synth.download]

@argentumcation@social.treehouse.systems fuck the unix philosophy, i’ll do what i want!!!