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  • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

    SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html

    Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.

    bimmer@beige.partyB This user is from outside of this forum
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    bimmer@beige.party
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    #19

    @cstross it looks like an adhd clock

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    • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

      SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html

      Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.

      mespique@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
      mespique@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
      mespique@mastodon.social
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      #20

      @cstross

      Well I'm autistic and now I'm dead.

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      • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

        SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html

        Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.

        moira@mastodon.murkworks.netM This user is from outside of this forum
        moira@mastodon.murkworks.netM This user is from outside of this forum
        moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
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        #21

        @cstross no

        NO no
        no

        NONONONONONONONONONO

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        • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

          SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html

          Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.

          ericjames@booping.synth.downloadE This user is from outside of this forum
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          ericjames@booping.synth.download
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          #22

          @cstross@wandering.shop only the fediverse could come up with something so lovingly unhinged

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          • ascii158@sueden.socialA ascii158@sueden.social

            @jmax @cstross but that would not change second by second, would it?

            jmax@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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            #23

            @ascii158 @cstross True. Hmm.

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            • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

              SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html

              Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.

              moira@mastodon.murkworks.netM This user is from outside of this forum
              moira@mastodon.murkworks.netM This user is from outside of this forum
              moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
              wrote last edited by
              #24

              @cstross now do a stopwatch

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              • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html

                Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.

                krnlg@mastodon.socialK This user is from outside of this forum
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                #25

                @cstross
                Oh God. I wonder if it would be possible to make a purely mechanical gear train to produce these movements, at least for hours and minutes?

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                • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                  SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html

                  Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.

                  paul_ipv6@infosec.exchangeP This user is from outside of this forum
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                  paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange
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                  #26

                  @cstross

                  pretty sure that micro$oft teems uses this clock to help schedule multi-timezone meetings...

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                  • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                    SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html

                    Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.

                    sidb@mastodon.cloudS This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #27

                    @cstross I was about to intermesh my fingers and do my best evil villain laugh after thinking that one of the cursed language settings should be “Roman numerals”… except that rather annoyingly, those are nearly already alphabetized, boo. Only IX is out of place.

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                    • jmax@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #28

                      @themself @ascii158 @cstross Upon further thought:

                      Each timezone setting can be expressed in several ways. e.g. I live on the east coast of the USA, and my local timezone is EST, or EDT, or New York... (I haven't checked for the complete list.)

                      So: Multiple faces. Each face picks a random name for its timezone, and the faces are sorted by that.

                      Then, every minute, everybody picks a new name for their timezone, and the faces re-sort.

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                      • jmax@mastodon.socialJ jmax@mastodon.social

                        @themself @ascii158 @cstross Upon further thought:

                        Each timezone setting can be expressed in several ways. e.g. I live on the east coast of the USA, and my local timezone is EST, or EDT, or New York... (I haven't checked for the complete list.)

                        So: Multiple faces. Each face picks a random name for its timezone, and the faces are sorted by that.

                        Then, every minute, everybody picks a new name for their timezone, and the faces re-sort.

                        jmax@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #29

                        @themself @ascii158 @cstross So just about when you've managed to read the thing, it reshuffles.

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                        • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                          SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html

                          Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.

                          pastathief@indiepocalypse.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #30

                          @cstross Honestly, I would buy a watch that implemented that. I wonder if there's any way I could implement it myself with something small enough to not be ridiculous.

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