lamp shopping makes me feel old af

[cognessence@social.linux.pizza]

@sean_ae I love that we solved the problem of replaceable bulbs by making the whole lamp the bulb! Can’t wait for proper subscription lights. 5 Euros a month or darkness.

PS - I did actually find a lamp that is literally a bulb. Behold:
https://www.johnlewis.com/legami-alien-lightbulb-table-lamp-green/p113786464

[rich@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@sean_ae yeah good luck with getting it to 8years

[sfn@mastodon.world]

@sean_ae yeah it is! the inside is a thin layer of spray painted gold i think (or it looks like). im a bit sensitive to light (loads of eye surgeries) so i love lamps that barely do anything

[glubhorn9@mastodon.social]

@HAPPENINGHOTDOG @sean_ae

[sean_ae@post.lurk.org]

@sfn wow it's bigger than it looked in that other pic, and nice glow, proper golden light

[lime@post.lurk.org]

@sean_ae it's impossible to buy anything

[sean_ae@post.lurk.org]

@Cognessence i like how they used a pic of a guy literally beholding it

[cognessence@social.linux.pizza]

@sean_ae

"...I, too, am a vessel."

[alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com]

@HAPPENINGHOTDOG @sean_ae oooh I know where to touch Jesus to turn it on.

[changterhune@mastodon.social]

@sean_ae the future is now!

[changterhune@mastodon.social]

@sean_ae I mean… define lamp amirite?

[sean_ae@post.lurk.org]

@changterhune you mean now now or now when you posted that cos like idk if that's how the future works but i'm no scientist and i've been wrong before about this kind of thing

[changterhune@mastodon.social]

@sean_ae ah sorry that was the future now then not the now now. This is the now now.

[sean_ae@post.lurk.org]

@changterhune the now is now!

i get it now, or rather i just got it then and i still get it now which implies i might get it in the future

[cognessence@social.linux.pizza]

@changterhune @sean_ae the bulb told me in a dream the future is now but unfortunately it requires a firmware update before it can confirm this.

Now the lamp is also unsure whether it is currently illuminating or just being imminently obsolete.

[alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com]

@HAPPENINGHOTDOG @sean_ae (it's his nipples. It's a well-known fact that Jesus loves to have his nipples touched.)

[changterhune@mastodon.social]

@sean_ae oh dear I’ve just gotten word that the now now is in fact almost always the old now as it’s I constant update mode. This is in fact the new now now

[sean_ae@post.lurk.org]

@changterhune the only lamp in the 'replaceable bulb' section of the shop

[sean_ae@post.lurk.org]

@HAPPENINGHOTDOG @alisynthesis oh that's nasty

[changterhune@mastodon.social]

@sean_ae yeah I’m not feeling this Modok reboot one bit