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  • cognessence@social.linux.pizzaC cognessence@social.linux.pizza

    @sean_ae I love that we solved the problem of replaceable bulbs by making the whole lamp the bulb! Can’t wait for proper subscription lights. 5 Euros a month or darkness.

    PS - I did actually find a lamp that is literally a bulb. Behold:
    https://www.johnlewis.com/legami-alien-lightbulb-table-lamp-green/p113786464

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    @Cognessence i like how they used a pic of a guy literally beholding it

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    • sean_ae@post.lurk.orgS sean_ae@post.lurk.org

      @Cognessence i like how they used a pic of a guy literally beholding it

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      @sean_ae 😄

      "...I, too, am a vessel."

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        @HAPPENINGHOTDOG @sean_ae oooh I know where to touch Jesus to turn it on.

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        • sean_ae@post.lurk.orgS sean_ae@post.lurk.org

          lamp shopping makes me feel old af

          apparently the hot new thing is LED lamps with the bulb *baked into the fucking lamp*

          so i'm expected to buy a new set of lamps in 8 years

          is everyone on crack or what

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          @sean_ae the future is now!

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          • sean_ae@post.lurk.orgS sean_ae@post.lurk.org

            lamp shopping makes me feel old af

            apparently the hot new thing is LED lamps with the bulb *baked into the fucking lamp*

            so i'm expected to buy a new set of lamps in 8 years

            is everyone on crack or what

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            @sean_ae I mean… define lamp amirite?

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            • changterhune@mastodon.socialC changterhune@mastodon.social

              @sean_ae the future is now!

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              @changterhune you mean now now or now when you posted that cos like idk if that's how the future works but i'm no scientist and i've been wrong before about this kind of thing

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              • sean_ae@post.lurk.orgS sean_ae@post.lurk.org

                @changterhune you mean now now or now when you posted that cos like idk if that's how the future works but i'm no scientist and i've been wrong before about this kind of thing

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                @sean_ae ah sorry that was the future now then not the now now. This is the now now.

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                • changterhune@mastodon.socialC changterhune@mastodon.social

                  @sean_ae ah sorry that was the future now then not the now now. This is the now now.

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                  @changterhune the now is now!

                  i get it now, or rather i just got it then and i still get it now which implies i might get it in the future

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                  • changterhune@mastodon.socialC changterhune@mastodon.social

                    @sean_ae ah sorry that was the future now then not the now now. This is the now now.

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                    @changterhune @sean_ae the bulb told me in a dream the future is now but unfortunately it requires a firmware update before it can confirm this.

                    Now the lamp is also unsure whether it is currently illuminating or just being imminently obsolete.

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                    • alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.comA alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com

                      @HAPPENINGHOTDOG @sean_ae oooh I know where to touch Jesus to turn it on.

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                      @HAPPENINGHOTDOG @sean_ae (it's his nipples. It's a well-known fact that Jesus loves to have his nipples touched.)

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                      • sean_ae@post.lurk.orgS sean_ae@post.lurk.org

                        @changterhune the now is now!

                        i get it now, or rather i just got it then and i still get it now which implies i might get it in the future

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                        @sean_ae oh dear I’ve just gotten word that the now now is in fact almost always the old now as it’s I constant update mode. This is in fact the new now now

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                        • changterhune@mastodon.socialC changterhune@mastodon.social

                          @sean_ae oh dear I’ve just gotten word that the now now is in fact almost always the old now as it’s I constant update mode. This is in fact the new now now

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                          @changterhune the only lamp in the 'replaceable bulb' section of the shop

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                            @HAPPENINGHOTDOG @alisynthesis oh that's nasty

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                            • sean_ae@post.lurk.orgS sean_ae@post.lurk.org

                              @changterhune the only lamp in the 'replaceable bulb' section of the shop

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                              @sean_ae yeah I’m not feeling this Modok reboot one bit

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                              • sean_ae@post.lurk.orgS sean_ae@post.lurk.org

                                @HAPPENINGHOTDOG @alisynthesis oh that's nasty

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                                @sean_ae @HAPPENINGHOTDOG I mean, I'm not the one who made the lamp.

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                                • alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.comA alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com

                                  @sean_ae @HAPPENINGHOTDOG I mean, I'm not the one who made the lamp.

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                                  @alisynthesis @HAPPENINGHOTDOG thanks for clarifying

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                                  • sean_ae@post.lurk.orgS sean_ae@post.lurk.org

                                    @changterhune the now is now!

                                    i get it now, or rather i just got it then and i still get it now which implies i might get it in the future

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                                    @sean_ae @changterhune How did we make it this far without a reference to The Phantom from 'Inland Empire'?

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                                    • cognessence@social.linux.pizzaC cognessence@social.linux.pizza

                                      @sean_ae @changterhune How did we make it this far without a reference to The Phantom from 'Inland Empire'?

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                                      @Cognessence @changterhune if they made it now he'd need to have a whole lamp in there

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                                      • sean_ae@post.lurk.orgS sean_ae@post.lurk.org

                                        @Cognessence @changterhune if they made it now he'd need to have a whole lamp in there

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                                        @sean_ae @changterhune 🤣

                                        I like how the main dude's ketchup stain in this scene kind of becomes a light (after this iirc)

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                                        Inland Empire (2006) - Who Are Those People?

                                        older upload of this video got taken down, probably the most iconic scene from my favorite movie of all timeit makes almost as little sense in context as it ...

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                                        • sean_ae@post.lurk.orgS sean_ae@post.lurk.org

                                          lamp shopping makes me feel old af

                                          apparently the hot new thing is LED lamps with the bulb *baked into the fucking lamp*

                                          so i'm expected to buy a new set of lamps in 8 years

                                          is everyone on crack or what

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                                          @sean_ae always thought that block cellular automata patterns could make a nice lamp, with thick semi-translucent acrylic or glass. I really should take steps towards actually making something like this, and/or using these patterns for things like furnishing fabrics, ties or socks.

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