In a prayer delivered by US Defense Secretary Hegseth during a Pentagon worship service yesterday, he read the fake Ezekiel 25:17 verse from “Pulp Fiction" that Samuel L. Jackson’s character recited just before he shoots a man to death.

[robchapman@ohai.social]

@Fernhead @newsguyusa superb!

[solaris@social.anoxinon.de]

@me_valentijn @newsguyusa
Hey, what about the BAN , eh ?

[europa112@mastodon.social]

@newsguyusa I'm curious. What has to happen before the US gets rid of this farcical administration? The fuse is already burning short.

[obscurestar@mastodon.social]

@newsguyusa

Ezekiel is such a funny choice for a fake quote too. I like 16:49 which DIRECTLY labels the sins of sodom for the idiots who couldn't figure it on their own. (Hint: It was being a Republican and nothing at all to do with gay people)

This was the iniquity of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters had pride, plenty of food, and comfortable security, but didn't support the poor and needy.

[naturemc@mastodon.online]

@newsguyusa There's a German (dialect) saying: "Herr, schmeiss Hirn rah!" = "God, please throw brain from heaven". It's used when someone is extremely like Hegseth = a stupid zero.

[jxwojtowicz@mastodon.social]

@newsguyusa

Guess he should have had Jesus-trump go over his speech before he gave it.

Peace

[beltliner403@mastodon.online]

@violanders @epicdemiologist @kimlockhartga @newsguyusa
“One…two…*five*!”
“‘Three’, sir.”
“*Three!*”

[indreni@nerdculture.de]

@newsguyusa you really can't make this stuff up. Each day it gets more and more surreal.

[thriftwicker@mastodon.social]

@newsguyusa Jesus Christ. What a fucking moron.

[chrisholladay@mastodon.social]

@newsguyusa
I wish Samuel L Jackson would bitch slap him back to the "Stone Ages"

[angiebaby@mas.to]

@NatureMC @newsguyusa

"Wisdom is chasing him, but he is faster."

[makeapppie@techhub.social]

@hszakher @baconandcoconut @newsguyusa @SQLAllFather in many ways, same thing.

[unixjunk1e@infosec.exchange]

@newsguyusa

Pious Pete Hegseth: "Have you heard about my Lord and Savior, Quentin Tarantino?"

[baconandcoconut@freeradical.zone]

@MakeAppPie @hszakher @newsguyusa @SQLAllFather If we're just glomming random stuff onto government operations, perhaps we could consider my "Foot massages in the DMV waiting area" idea or my "One free Dunkies every time you pay your excise taxes."

[1sxteenthdane@mstdn.dk]

@Europa112 @newsguyusa Same question from here in Illinois.

[1sxteenthdane@mstdn.dk]

@EricBono @newsguyusa I'll venture the guess that ChatGPT served it to him on a holy platter.

[ericbono@social.vivaldi.net]

@1sxteenthDANE @newsguyusa

Yes! Plus, I guess, it existed before. So, he stole plagiarized incompetence.

[kanamauna@sauropods.win]

@newsguyusa @aburka

Five, six. Middle Earth, Middle East. All the same.

[pamelabarroway@mstdn.social]

@newsguyusa WUT

[ninestonesclose@mastodon.social]

@newsguyusa this guy is such a fucking moron.