In a prayer delivered by US Defense Secretary Hegseth during a Pentagon worship service yesterday, he read the fake Ezekiel 25:17 verse from “Pulp Fiction" that Samuel L. Jackson’s character recited just before he shoots a man to death.

[beltliner403@mastodon.online]

@violanders @epicdemiologist @kimlockhartga @newsguyusa
“One…two…*five*!”
“‘Three’, sir.”
“*Three!*”

[indreni@nerdculture.de]

@newsguyusa you really can't make this stuff up. Each day it gets more and more surreal.

[thriftwicker@mastodon.social]

@newsguyusa Jesus Christ. What a fucking moron.

[chrisholladay@mastodon.social]

@newsguyusa
I wish Samuel L Jackson would bitch slap him back to the "Stone Ages"

[angiebaby@mas.to]

@NatureMC @newsguyusa

"Wisdom is chasing him, but he is faster."

[makeapppie@techhub.social]

@hszakher @baconandcoconut @newsguyusa @SQLAllFather in many ways, same thing.

[unixjunk1e@infosec.exchange]

@newsguyusa

Pious Pete Hegseth: "Have you heard about my Lord and Savior, Quentin Tarantino?"

[baconandcoconut@freeradical.zone]

@MakeAppPie @hszakher @newsguyusa @SQLAllFather If we're just glomming random stuff onto government operations, perhaps we could consider my "Foot massages in the DMV waiting area" idea or my "One free Dunkies every time you pay your excise taxes."

[1sxteenthdane@mstdn.dk]

@Europa112 @newsguyusa Same question from here in Illinois.

[1sxteenthdane@mstdn.dk]

@EricBono @newsguyusa I'll venture the guess that ChatGPT served it to him on a holy platter.

[ericbono@social.vivaldi.net]

@1sxteenthDANE @newsguyusa

Yes! Plus, I guess, it existed before. So, he stole plagiarized incompetence.

[kanamauna@sauropods.win]

@newsguyusa @aburka

Five, six. Middle Earth, Middle East. All the same.

[pamelabarroway@mstdn.social]

@newsguyusa WUT

[ninestonesclose@mastodon.social]

@newsguyusa this guy is such a fucking moron.

[noplasticshower@infosec.exchange]

@newsguyusa ha ha ha ha ha

[primetime@mastodon.social]

@newsguyusa These people.. My fucking god, what a shit show

[therandomjanitor@mastodon.social]

@newsguyusa This is my favorite story of the week.

[phf@dmv.community]

@newsguyusa "That motherfuckin' asshole is running his stupid-ass mouth ruinin' my favorite motherfuckin' movies. I want him off the plane!"

[phracker2art@mstdn.social]

@newsguyusa
None of these "Christians" have actually read the Bible.

[sister_ratched@toot.community]

@newsguyusa Hahaha...