https://access.redhat.com/security/cve/cve-2026-10840

[jackryder@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w @wdormann It's a video of a guy talking a bunch of science stuff.

The fictional Retro Encabulator device, which uses six hydrocoptic marzel vanes and an ambifacient lunar wane shaft to prevent unwanted side fumbling. We can't believe the salesman was able to keep a straight face.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@jackryder @wdormann Ah. Yeah, that one's a classic.

[jackryder@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w @wdormann He looks like Chris Hansen from an alternative timeline where he went "Sales guy" instead of "Have a seat..."

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@jackryder @wdormann They're the same picture.

[jackryder@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w @wdormann it's creepy!
Like, are we sure it isn't Chris?

watches for the 8millionth time

[wdormann@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w
"Don't have YouTube"...
YouTube is a website?

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@wdormann Sorry, I mean it's blocked on my network. Intentionally.

[ajn142@infosec.exchange]

@wdormann @cR0w I assume they mean it's blocked on their network?

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@wdormann Unlike Reddit who blocks me.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@wdormann

[zackwhittaker@mastodon.social]

@wdormann @cR0w if you haven't seen the Rick & Morty "plumbus" video, it has a similar vibe. always cracks me up.

[fritzadalis@infosec.exchange]

@wdormann @cR0w
I mean I tell people I don't have a phone... when I'm standing in front of them looking at my phone.

[wdormann@infosec.exchange]

@FritzAdalis @cR0w

[tindrasgrove@infosec.exchange]

@wdormann @cR0w I need to add this to my onboarding document

[spartan_1986@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w JFC I work in IT and that paragraph still reads like something out of a James Bondage tech-bromance satire.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@Spartan_1986 It's so bad.