https://access.redhat.com/security/cve/cve-2026-10840

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@jackryder @wdormann Ah. Yeah, that one's a classic.

[jackryder@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w @wdormann He looks like Chris Hansen from an alternative timeline where he went "Sales guy" instead of "Have a seat..."

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@jackryder @wdormann They're the same picture.

[jackryder@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w @wdormann it's creepy!
Like, are we sure it isn't Chris?

watches for the 8millionth time

[wdormann@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w
"Don't have YouTube"...
YouTube is a website?

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@wdormann Sorry, I mean it's blocked on my network. Intentionally.

[ajn142@infosec.exchange]

@wdormann @cR0w I assume they mean it's blocked on their network?

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@wdormann Unlike Reddit who blocks me.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@wdormann

[zackwhittaker@mastodon.social]

@wdormann @cR0w if you haven't seen the Rick & Morty "plumbus" video, it has a similar vibe. always cracks me up.

[fritzadalis@infosec.exchange]

@wdormann @cR0w
I mean I tell people I don't have a phone... when I'm standing in front of them looking at my phone.

[wdormann@infosec.exchange]

@FritzAdalis @cR0w

[tindrasgrove@infosec.exchange]

@wdormann @cR0w I need to add this to my onboarding document

[spartan_1986@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w JFC I work in IT and that paragraph still reads like something out of a James Bondage tech-bromance satire.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@Spartan_1986 It's so bad.