oh noooooo

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@sus @wohali it’s a practical consideration for positioning purposes! Come on, this is a very normal, logical, and sensible requirement for joining our cul- ….i mean polycule. It’s definitely not that we already have the spare L size robe Liz left behind and so you need to be able to fit in it…nope…

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@ocdtrekkie @cumrade_cam @wohali as a member of a polycule that made it so we have enough incomes to afford rent in SoCal…yeah, polyamory is really just a adaptation to the housing crisis

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@cherizilla @wohali just someone standing there pressing the piece of paper and confused why nothing is happening

[medeavanamonde@beige.party]

@wohali @stavvers

New levels of Existential Nausea

[ptmesis@writing.exchange]

@wohali Don't laugh, this is how OpenAI started.

[ananas@jorts.horse]

@wohali

Before I even visit the link my guess is this is a True Wagner bit

[eedly@mindly.social]

@dashlion Also, in a line? Is that a line across, like search and rescue, or single file, like Tusken Raiders?

@wohali

[ananas@jorts.horse]

@wohali
Ok after visiting the URL, I'm pretty sure it's a bit
But also, for my sanity, I need it to be a bit

[emilyenco@todon.nl]

@wohali This doesn't sound like a polycule I'd join.

[mynameistillian@plush.city]

@wohali what in the fresh hell is this

WHY IS RENT 1.5 GRAND

[wohali@timeloop.cafe]

@gewt many of us went to the url for funsies, yes. it is wild

[wohali@timeloop.cafe]

@KC it's pretty bonkers, yeah

[wohali@timeloop.cafe]

y'all have quite a few polycule opinions outside of this poster, i am learning

[gewt@social.treehouse.systems]

@wohali WHAT

[pwassonchat@eldritch.cafe]

@liferstate @Vanalope @apLundell @wohali (I don't know if it's eugenics because I'm not sure having kids is even on the table. I think they just want someone who looks very similar to their ex and will do everything in the exact same way as their ex, which is super creepy, but idk if it's eugenics. If it turns out I misread and they do want kids, that would make more sense).

[wohali@timeloop.cafe]

@gewt answer correctly or you won't get to join the mighty morphin' poly rangers

[ericjames@booping.synth.download]

@mynameistillian@plush.city @april@donotsta.re @wohali@timeloop.cafe an animated furry sitcom would actually go so hard. even better if it plays on sitcom tropes and uses canned laughter sparingly/in an ironic sense

[ellie@social.lol]

@wohali when people hear i'm poly and ask "so you're in one of those polycules?", this is what they think

[webbop@tech.lgbt]

@mynameistillian @wohali

"The top floor of a beautiful Victorian house in Noe Valley (rent controlled!)"

Pricey ass house it sounds like, or their landlord fucken scammed them.

[adam@mstdn.ca]

@wohali So much to unpack. But I laughed at the 25-year-old ex-Morgan Stanley guy. My brother in Christ, you quit your internship.