My cat's antidepressant prescription comes with a free toy every month.

[dan@discuss.systems]

also, yes, that is tuna flavored Prozac.

[aburka@hachyderm.io]

@dan not just a toy, a toy laced with psychoactive drugs!

[aburka@hachyderm.io]

@dan is your cat named Minion or do they print the character class on the bottle

[dan@discuss.systems]

@aburka yes and yes

[msh@coales.co]

@dan when you pick up a prescription from Your Pharmacy it should include a toy containing Happy Herbs that should be THE RULES

[phil@gotosocial.quokka.today]

@dan I'd settle for a KitKat

[idahoan26@mastodon.social]

@dan I've never heard of antidepressants for a cat.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@dan why weren't mine chewable & tuna flavor?? I had to swallow them like some second-class human

[rootwyrm@weird.autos]

@dan I am clearly a feline, where the fuck is the free toy with my Buprioprion?!

[rootwyrm@weird.autos]

@dan and do NOT bring up the times I ate the delivery driver!

[vandorb12@infosec.exchange]

@dan can I find a pharmacist that can compound mine with cheese flavor? Or pizza?

[space_burger_steve@mstdn.ca]

@dan A new fidget with ADHD meds, because my kids keep losing theirs, what with the ADHD and all.

[jsteven@wandering.shop]

@dan
For what Ozempempic is costing me every year here in the U.S., I should definitely be getting a teddy bear or a Hot Wheels or something with every injector pen!

[elcelio@mastodon.uno]

@idahoan26 @dan it's a sad cat

[aileen22@mastodon.social]

@dan ️

[acb@mastodon.social]

@dan @alice maybe the human version should come with a gacha capsule toy or something?

[raspberryswirl@chaos.social]

@JSteven @dan imagine collector cards / cats with prescription.
This opens a total new marketing perspektive

[ashedryden@xoxo.zone]

@dan we got two of these this month and neither of my cats care for them lolsob

[thalia@discuss.systems]

@dan CONTAINS CATNIP

[koushiniku@hachyderm.io]

@dan omg what. I asked for capsules so I could put it in churu.