My cat's antidepressant prescription comes with a free toy every month.

[rootwyrm@weird.autos]

@dan I am clearly a feline, where the fuck is the free toy with my Buprioprion?!

[rootwyrm@weird.autos]

@dan and do NOT bring up the times I ate the delivery driver!

[vandorb12@infosec.exchange]

@dan can I find a pharmacist that can compound mine with cheese flavor? Or pizza?

[space_burger_steve@mstdn.ca]

@dan A new fidget with ADHD meds, because my kids keep losing theirs, what with the ADHD and all.

[jsteven@wandering.shop]

@dan
For what Ozempempic is costing me every year here in the U.S., I should definitely be getting a teddy bear or a Hot Wheels or something with every injector pen!

[elcelio@mastodon.uno]

@idahoan26 @dan it's a sad cat

[aileen22@mastodon.social]

@dan ️

[acb@mastodon.social]

@dan @alice maybe the human version should come with a gacha capsule toy or something?

[raspberryswirl@chaos.social]

@JSteven @dan imagine collector cards / cats with prescription.
This opens a total new marketing perspektive

[ashedryden@xoxo.zone]

@dan we got two of these this month and neither of my cats care for them lolsob

[thalia@discuss.systems]

@dan CONTAINS CATNIP

[koushiniku@hachyderm.io]

@dan omg what. I asked for capsules so I could put it in churu.

[zebulonmysterioso@mas.to]

@dan that's a great idea! Ours gets what we reckon is human fluoxetine, because while it's liquid (handy for mixing), it's also mint flavour, that well known feline nemesis.

[cocoadog@mastodon.social]

@dan So, nobody's going to comment on what a cute little lizard/newt that is? I think it gives off axolotl vibes though obviously not an axolotl.

[joe_von_saporski@bunt.social]

@dan
what would be humannip?

[czarbucks@vmst.io]

@ricci @dan

How lovely, both for the people and pets.

There was just an article here in my town that already more than half of our vet clinics have been bought up by the private equity vultures. Don't let this happen in your communities! #Asheville

Private equity is reshaping Asheville’s vet clinics: ‘They’re circling me like a vulture’ • Asheville Watchdog

A new query seems to come every day. An email pings in Otto Sharp’s inbox, or the phone rings at Swannanoa Valley Animal Hospital, and though the company on the other end may change, the gist is always the same: Ever thought about selling? “They’re circling me like a vulture,” Sharp said recently. But Sharp, […]

Asheville Watchdog (avlwatchdog.org)

[sindarina@ngmx.com]

@Ashedryden @dan You need to put them out of reach first, in a spot where they are not allowed

[dedicto@zeroes.ca]

@alice @dan Fudzballs definitely think primates are second-class, although they grudgingly acknowledge that opposable thumbs are useful for opening packages of kitty treats. Whenever we do anything that they sufficiently dislike, they give us The Look. The look that says "My ancestors used to eat your ancestors!"

[heals@indiepocalypse.social]

@dan wait is your cat called “Minion”?

@purplepadma